Imagine this delusional faggot /u/ilovejohnnycakes (r.i.p. 😂) accusing anyone of being "Reddit Legal" after he has made all these earnest posts touting how <insert goofy user name> has "talked to a real lawyer and Joe's days are numbered."
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Remember that faggot who said he responded to the DMCA claim and that Joe had 10 days? What happened to that? 😂
This is what will kill us. Not Patso or Joe, but the constant obsession with who’s mod and who isn’t. You could be right about “faggotcakes”, I really don’t pay attention to that kind of stuff. But what’s your solution? That you get to be mod and then everything will go smoothly?
This is what will kill us. Not Patso or Joe, but the constant obsession over who’s mod and who isn’t.
Oh yeah the subs were killed over mod obsession, not off-site harassment or copyright violations.
You know what your comment boils down to?
I'm a cocksucking faggot who is too stupid to come up with a believable excuse why I'm not here just defending johnnycakes
But what’s your solution? That you get to be mod and then everything will go smoothly?
Not me, but any censoring mods are forbidden from being mods, and any mods only have one job, to remove actually illegal content like inciteful violent speech or actual IP violations.
So what would you do if johnny/ChrisBarton just said “ok i quit”. Like youd just be like “yesssss fuck yea i win!!” and then never come back here again? What else would you do w your time?
Why would I never come back? I'll participate just like anyone else, just like the old days, and if I get downvoted so be it, just don't censor a man for legal words used on an open internet forum.
I won't even say "I win". I'll just go back to casually commenting on posts, making one now and then. It's very simple. I even offered an olive branch by saying I no longer need the censoring faggots to be banned, and that I'm fine with them being allowed to comment like anyone else (because I'm better than them, I don't take something that belongs to nobody and try to make it my own little faggot clubhouse).
As a final note, my ego has nothing to do with this, unlike faggotcakes and his desperate need for the power that comes with being a subreddit moderator. The only power that fag_barton is interested in can be found at Professor Charles Xavier's school for gifted children.
So youd come back to the community you openly admit to destroying and getting banned? Im not rly following. Youve gotten every sub banned. What would there even be “to come back to”? Youre not a “normal” poster by any stretch of the imagination.
Why would you never come back? Because everyone hates you and nobody wants you around. You never contribute anything but crying and you've never said anything funny.
Of course you’d say “I win”, you always do. And you never just casually posted; you sperged out for attention. Always.
I think your problems are internal (psychological) and have nothing to do with mods or censorship or anything like what you’re currently bitching about.
You campaigned against bam’s seed because she was a ‘she’ and you resented her getting upvotes. You bragged about getting one of her accounts banned in one of the single gayest posts in the history of whatever iteration of this sub that was; and when people called you out for it you called them white knights without realizing what a complete faggot you were being.
You railed against others at a different point for “laundering their politics through the sub” in otherwise completely apolitical posts, like the faggot Cumia ballwasher you are.
The list goes on and on of other gay stances you’ve taken over the months and years to justify your SJW tactic horseshit and boring shittiness.
I’m sure in person you don’t come off as this bad, and maybe you take comfort in that. But this is you, man, a total fucking bitch who does nothing but repulse people. If your mother knew the real you she’d probably die from disappointment.
How much do you pay Jefferey Hollander to 'babysit' Layla, Joe? How much does he spend for 'alone time' with her? Do you have fun with that convicted child sodomizer? Looks like you and Bobo were having fun to me. Very, very suspicious that you tried to cover up and lie about the whole thing.
I think CPS should look into this, I wonder if your ex wife knows that you spend time with Mr. 'Kurt Love' and his history of violently anally raping children? They should both be informed. This is no laughing matter, I take the welfare of children at risk very seriously.
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I've contributed plenty before the war began, now I'm a General about to conduct the final campaign against your side. Kill yourself and enough with the 'what have you contributed' red herring. Exposing faggot mods is enough on its own to make me a hall of famer.
The fact that you're completely serious in what you say despite it being delusional is precious. Can't answer a straight question so instead wheels out the old red herring schtick
First lawyer in his family, last to be invited to family gatherings when there's children present
No you stupid faggot it isn't a (((shtick))), you're trying to distract from the point I made in the title, a point that has nothing to do with who makes nor how many contributions are made to the sub. You don't have to contribute anything to be a part of the sub you stupid strawman arguing faggot. You saying I don't contribute means nothing you stupid faggot. Mods aren't supposed to do anything but remove illegal content.
Because you're a cocksucking retarded faggot, I'll spell it out for you:
This war is happening because faggots like faggotcakes thought they could use their status as voluntary internet janitors to censor people in a community that belongs to nobody, and these internet janitors only have one job, which is to remove illegal content.
The only people who agree with you are the faggots who hate me for calling them out, and they came to upvote you to make it seem like you have any semblance of a point.
I wish I could choke you to death. You're welcome to take the same offer I gave to chris_barton, to come to LA on my dime and fight me on camera for the sub. Pussy faggot you'll piss yourself just thinking of it.
I'd say about 90% of THIS sub couldn't give a fuck about your point. Not the other sub before you start becoming the sassy little bitch you always become, throwing "y'all" over the place & going on about your unrequited crushes or whatever justification you've given yourself to stop the voices for a few minutes
You're a fucking joke. A cancer to any place that you're a part of. Go on, say something witty in response that doesn't include:
*
+ Faggot
- Anything about a mod
+ "War"
- Ridiculous challenges from the clearly mentally challenged
+ Bootlicking
- Jew/kike etc
+ (((THIS SHIT)))
- Sucking cock, you fucking closet case
+ Acting like your say matters above any other person here
- Attempting to portray anyone who's sick of your shit or any other in agreement with that opinion to be on any sort of team
+ Quoting a reply & changing it to say something in the style of your usual faggotry
44 comments
1 eatshitfaggotlmfao 2019-08-28
Imagine this delusional faggot /u/ilovejohnnycakes (r.i.p. 😂) accusing anyone of being "Reddit Legal" after he has made all these earnest posts touting how <insert goofy user name> has "talked to a real lawyer and Joe's days are numbered."
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Remember that faggot who said he responded to the DMCA claim and that Joe had 10 days? What happened to that? 😂
1 fatty-patty- 2019-08-28
You have mental issues dude.
1 eatshitfaggotlmfao 2019-08-28
1 fatty-patty- 2019-08-28
Delusional queer.
1 Thomas_Dairy 2019-08-28
This is what will kill us. Not Patso or Joe, but the constant obsession with who’s mod and who isn’t. You could be right about “faggotcakes”, I really don’t pay attention to that kind of stuff. But what’s your solution? That you get to be mod and then everything will go smoothly?
1 eatshitfaggotlmfao 2019-08-28
Oh yeah the subs were killed over mod obsession, not off-site harassment or copyright violations.
You know what your comment boils down to?
Not me, but any censoring mods are forbidden from being mods, and any mods only have one job, to remove actually illegal content like inciteful violent speech or actual IP violations.
1 anaNdeeF 2019-08-28
Next time, instead of typing all that why not just go out & blow a load of guys. It'll be infinitely less gay
1 DOXXER100 2019-08-28
I do not at all concur with your first two sentences sir.
1 eatshitfaggotlmfao 2019-08-28
Imagine thinking that keeping faggot censor mods around killed the sub and not the actions of some of its users. He is a cocksucking lying faggot.
1 PhishInVa2 2019-08-28
So what would you do if johnny/ChrisBarton just said “ok i quit”. Like youd just be like “yesssss fuck yea i win!!” and then never come back here again? What else would you do w your time?
1 eatshitfaggotlmfao 2019-08-28
Why would I never come back? I'll participate just like anyone else, just like the old days, and if I get downvoted so be it, just don't censor a man for legal words used on an open internet forum.
I won't even say "I win". I'll just go back to casually commenting on posts, making one now and then. It's very simple. I even offered an olive branch by saying I no longer need the censoring faggots to be banned, and that I'm fine with them being allowed to comment like anyone else (because I'm better than them, I don't take something that belongs to nobody and try to make it my own little faggot clubhouse).
As a final note, my ego has nothing to do with this, unlike faggotcakes and his desperate need for the power that comes with being a subreddit moderator. The only power that fag_barton is interested in can be found at Professor Charles Xavier's school for gifted children.
1 PhishInVa2 2019-08-28
So youd come back to the community you openly admit to destroying and getting banned? Im not rly following. Youve gotten every sub banned. What would there even be “to come back to”? Youre not a “normal” poster by any stretch of the imagination.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-28
Why would you never come back? Because everyone hates you and nobody wants you around. You never contribute anything but crying and you've never said anything funny.
1 Poo-U 2019-08-28
Of course you’d say “I win”, you always do. And you never just casually posted; you sperged out for attention. Always.
I think your problems are internal (psychological) and have nothing to do with mods or censorship or anything like what you’re currently bitching about.
You campaigned against bam’s seed because she was a ‘she’ and you resented her getting upvotes. You bragged about getting one of her accounts banned in one of the single gayest posts in the history of whatever iteration of this sub that was; and when people called you out for it you called them white knights without realizing what a complete faggot you were being.
You railed against others at a different point for “laundering their politics through the sub” in otherwise completely apolitical posts, like the faggot Cumia ballwasher you are.
The list goes on and on of other gay stances you’ve taken over the months and years to justify your SJW tactic horseshit and boring shittiness.
I’m sure in person you don’t come off as this bad, and maybe you take comfort in that. But this is you, man, a total fucking bitch who does nothing but repulse people. If your mother knew the real you she’d probably die from disappointment.
Do the honorable thing, you Korean piece of shit.
1 Christopher_Barton 2019-08-28
tl;dr "Why won't you guys be my friends? I'M TELLING!"
Also, name drop a dozen or so comic book characters while making fun of someone else for reading them, stupid.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-08-28
Hey Joe now that James Hefner has been exposed can I pitch to you a new alias name?
Beaux Vine.
Beaux is sexy and has like a New Orleans feel to it. While "Vine" either makes you think wild jungle or that street in Hollywood.
The Beaux Vine Solo Trio. Now there's a performer I'd book for my corporate gig.
1 fatty-patty- 2019-08-28
Eat shit joe.
1 donald_kingsley 2019-08-28
You can’t even make testosterone anymore you blithering, floppy-cocked fool.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-28
No need, I spend my little brother's rapidly dwindling cash to buy vials of it. I win again, libtards!
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1 AgentOldFag 2019-08-28
I concur with the idea that your fucking the Crypt Keeper.
1 ILoveWhores69 2019-08-28
How much do you pay Jefferey Hollander to 'babysit' Layla, Joe? How much does he spend for 'alone time' with her? Do you have fun with that convicted child sodomizer? Looks like you and Bobo were having fun to me. Very, very suspicious that you tried to cover up and lie about the whole thing.
I think CPS should look into this, I wonder if your ex wife knows that you spend time with Mr. 'Kurt Love' and his history of violently anally raping children? They should both be informed. This is no laughing matter, I take the welfare of children at risk very seriously.
1 OxfordEnDictionary 2019-08-28
Greetings fellow Netizen! I am a new bot that has been automatically summoooned because it appears you are attempting to correct someone else's grammar incorrectly, which makes you seem like a "double douche".
Your reply:
Utilizes the following incorrect grammar:
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Here's how you correctly spell it, you fat leeching embarrassment excuse of a burden on society. Maybe if you didn't drop out of high school or ever worked a day in your life on self-improvement, you would know the correct way to correct the reply is:
No need to thank me. You’re welcome. If this has been sent in error, please contact my creator /u/YourMomsDeadInABox In the meanwhile, here's a silly ASCII cow to brighten your mooood:
1 FAGSHIT_S_CUMSINKIDS 2019-08-28
good bot
1 suirogerg 2019-08-28
Good bot
1 anaNdeeF 2019-08-28
You literally have nothing to contribute except this melodrama, do you? Redundant little zilch
1 eatshitfaggotlmfao 2019-08-28
I've contributed plenty before the war began, now I'm a General about to conduct the final campaign against your side. Kill yourself and enough with the 'what have you contributed' red herring. Exposing faggot mods is enough on its own to make me a hall of famer.
1 anaNdeeF 2019-08-28
The fact that you're completely serious in what you say despite it being delusional is precious. Can't answer a straight question so instead wheels out the old red herring schtick
First lawyer in his family, last to be invited to family gatherings when there's children present
1 idiotzoomer 2019-08-28
Isn’t he great?
1 anaNdeeF 2019-08-28
Oh, he's certainly special
1 eatshitfaggotlmfao 2019-08-28
No you stupid faggot it isn't a (((shtick))), you're trying to distract from the point I made in the title, a point that has nothing to do with who makes nor how many contributions are made to the sub. You don't have to contribute anything to be a part of the sub you stupid strawman arguing faggot. You saying I don't contribute means nothing you stupid faggot. Mods aren't supposed to do anything but remove illegal content.
Because you're a cocksucking retarded faggot, I'll spell it out for you:
This war is happening because faggots like faggotcakes thought they could use their status as voluntary internet janitors to censor people in a community that belongs to nobody, and these internet janitors only have one job, which is to remove illegal content.
The only people who agree with you are the faggots who hate me for calling them out, and they came to upvote you to make it seem like you have any semblance of a point.
I wish I could choke you to death. You're welcome to take the same offer I gave to chris_barton, to come to LA on my dime and fight me on camera for the sub. Pussy faggot you'll piss yourself just thinking of it.
1 anaNdeeF 2019-08-28
I'd say about 90% of THIS sub couldn't give a fuck about your point. Not the other sub before you start becoming the sassy little bitch you always become, throwing "y'all" over the place & going on about your unrequited crushes or whatever justification you've given yourself to stop the voices for a few minutes
You're a fucking joke. A cancer to any place that you're a part of. Go on, say something witty in response that doesn't include:
* + Faggot - Anything about a mod + "War" - Ridiculous challenges from the clearly mentally challenged + Bootlicking - Jew/kike etc + (((THIS SHIT))) - Sucking cock, you fucking closet case + Acting like your say matters above any other person here - Attempting to portray anyone who's sick of your shit or any other in agreement with that opinion to be on any sort of team + Quoting a reply & changing it to say something in the style of your usual faggotry
Go on. Amaze us
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-28
4 hours later, still hasn't even tried.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-28
It's not a war, it's just you crying.
1 Christopher_Barton 2019-08-28
The only thing you've contributed that had any impact anywhere was sharing your collection of kiddie porn that got the forum shut down.
1 eatshitfaggotlmfao 2019-08-28
This is libel. Reported.
1 Christopher_Barton 2019-08-28
Frightening stuff.
1 Thomas_Dairy 2019-08-28
Got any more collections for me? It’s been a lonely night.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-28
Cow tactics
1 RapistWithHIV 2019-08-28
Gayest shit I've ever read.
1 PeterandJanBrady 2019-08-28
Gayest thing I've read today and I was just on the Goodreads Starship Repo page.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-28
You are nothing
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-28
You are such a fucking faggot.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-28
i'Ve ExTenDeD An oLivE bRaNch, i'M a gENeRaL