This is what he does all day while his wife goes to work, just pick up random shit around the house and take selfies.

He also loves putting Star Wars toys up his ass

Boba Fett's jetpack stimulates his prostate.

He calls his asshole the Sarlacc.

he's very proud to have worked the millennium falcon in there despite shitting waffles for a month

second wife

Pat on one knee at a fancy restaurant: “will you be my second wife?”

Everybody at that Popeye's clapped, it was beautiful.

The transgender space-chef paid their check too.

Everything comped if you will, a privilege not afforded to most.

James Hefner knows about the comps.

You mean at Hooligans

The first one was not obviously wife material.

I beg to differ 😍. I mean no disrespect to her alpha husband, of course.

You sir, are correct.

This thread got a niggas ribs

he's about to cry

Look at those glassy eyes, this nigga crazy

*drunk

No man over 22 should have this many selfies, let alone one pushing 40. No wonder why Nikki drinks do much.

I think she would have to pay him if they got divorced since he makes very little so she’s pounding drinks to forget she’s stuck with this dope!

There's a pic on his instagram where he's making one of his childish models and she just has that face like "don't take a pic of me you childish faggot". It is only going to last so long until he comes home and her bags are packed and half his toys have been smashed.

Yeah she didn’t look too thrilled for their weekly “craft night” (that hasn’t been pictured since). Pat once said she works 6 days a week and comes home late, not surprised!

"works"

I’m sure he takes his laptop to Hooligans and tells the bartender he’s alone because “Nikki’s working again” and the staff laughs behind his fat back

I bet the bar staff can't stand him. He's got crap spread out all over the place, probably taking up a couple of stools that well-tipping customers would use. Sitting there running off anyone that dares approach him by either ranting like a lunatic about Trump, pestering them to buy his books, or both. They probably smile at him and he thinks they like him, but they all breathe a sigh of relief when he leaves.

Oh for sure, the staff all rolls their eyes when he comes in with his laptop so he can tell everyone around him he’s writing something important. You know he also tries to but in to conversations with people around him with some lame sarcastic snarky remark. And above all, is the worst tipper.

With a loaded pussy full of nigger cum just so Patso can get his twisted kicks as a willing cuckold. Feed NaNa, Feed Patty!

Nikki lives in fear. She’s not going anywhere. Their home is like the movie Misery in reverse. “I was arguing with some incel at Hooligans and I said No, you can’t fudge it ! Now go get me some cock a doody bratwurst!

The pineapple is just going to fall right out.

Woopsie Doodles!

That's the face of a mad man. No wonder he's despised within his social circle.

Just the sight of a pineapple or bowling pin sends Pat's prostate into overdrive pumping out pre-cum. Bad (and sick!) Hombre!

No lubrication needed, child. I clean the seed of the black bull from Nikki's box for my own personal enjoyment as they both call my cock "little one", child.

what was comment he left for this selfie???

That’s something an annoying aunt would post on Facebook, not a fat man-child pushing 40. Fatty needs attention so bad for pity likes while Nikki drinks herself silly.

You know he went out and bought a pineapple just to post this. Probably dropped into Hooligans with it hanging out his ass...

This guy doesn’t look famous at all but he does look like he enjoys a good speciality beverage with moo cumia.

Nor desired...

Nice hairline, stupid.

That’s awesome dude! I’m a big fan of yours Mr. S. Tomlinson!

Hi, I'm Patrick S. Tomlinson, some of you know me as an author and political firebrand. But most of you probably know me as that faggot that shoved a pineapple up my ass.

No lubrication was desired or required, little one.

What the fuck is wrong with this guy?? How did he even learn that he has this talent!!??