Citizen Cunt

30  2019-08-28 by BoomersBeefers

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I wanna see the sled movie.

I GOT A CITIZEN ON MY HOUSE

It’s a like a battery Kane!

In this stunning re-make of the 1941 Orson Welles classic, Jim Norton-cunt is an elderly 51 year old comedy tycoon on his deathbed suffering from full blown AIDS. With his last breath he utters the word “Rosebud” and then dies; his iPhone slips from his hand and smashes on the floor.

Due to Norton-Cunt’s hilariously zany and wild penchant for shemales, he is a respected ally of the trans community. Patrick S. Tomlinson, a reporter for “Transexual Climax” magazine, has been assigned the task of discovering the meaning of the word “Rosebud”. Although Tomlinson is hesitant at first because he’s a lazy sack of shit, his editor eventually persuades him with the promise that if he is able to solve this mystery, he will be rewarded with a nice liquid shit into his mouth. Patrick licks his lips and proceeds with vigorous determination at the thought of this treat......

(To be continued)

Spoiler Alert: Rosebud is Norton-Cunt’s nickname for his prolapsed anus.

I laughed, I cried.

Sam really needs to be punched in the face.