Reminder that Patrick S. Tomlinson isn’t a cuckold for “respecting” women, but because his first wife literally left him for a man with a cooler bike and bigger dick.
He is busy building another model, waiting for Nikki after a hard day's work to come home and feed his marathon bodied fat ass and proceed to write 5 words in another vein attempt at being an accomplished writer. Follow-up by crying alone in the shower realizing that a real man is raising his mutant offspring.
To be honest I typically enjoy books on war and and world history but the cover looked cool so I figured I’d give it a read. It was basically a low budget and even less creative book version of a Sci Fi channel movie. On top of that the author shoehorns his politics into every page of the book. I would not recommend this book to a sci fi fan because I feel like a fan of the genre would just look at this as too tacky and bland. Very forgettable read overall
16 comments
1 MelGibsonBot_ 2019-08-28
Has any relationship ever worked with you? NOOO!
1 Twatsmash 2019-08-28
I’m a little sad I just discovered you today.
1 MelGibsonBot_ 2019-08-28
(screaming) Say thank you!
1 JoeCumiaBot 2019-08-28
Did someone say MOOO?!?
1 Twatsmash 2019-08-28
Better wife, better dick, better knives, better guns, better bike, better jizz. Jonathan absolutely owned Fatty in every sense.
2 ellencakehorn 2019-08-28
...Papa John's!
1 killgav 2019-08-28
Haha American bike !
1 AgentHefner1 2019-08-28
Jonathan Snyder ? I hear he’s quite the cocksmith.
1 Twatsmash 2019-08-28
That’s the one. The man has it all.
2 AgentHefner1 2019-08-28
An actual job, children that look up to him as a proper father figure and a wife with a tight twat (though not for long I’m sure).
2 Twatsmash 2019-08-28
To be honest that snatch looks like an old gym sock by now after Jonathan has blessed it so many times with his Pringle’s can.
1 [deleted] 2019-08-28
Poor thing is going to need a vaginoplasty soon enough.
1 TakePatricksGuns 2019-08-28
/u/Patrickstomlinson care to comment? or are you busy prepping the bull?
1 mvcv114 2019-08-28
He is busy building another model, waiting for Nikki after a hard day's work to come home and feed his marathon bodied fat ass and proceed to write 5 words in another vein attempt at being an accomplished writer. Follow-up by crying alone in the shower realizing that a real man is raising his mutant offspring.
1 mvcv114 2019-08-28
A real review of his, cough, novel:
The author uses every page to shoehorn his politics. Also very bland and generic.
May 21, 2019
Format: Paperback
To be honest I typically enjoy books on war and and world history but the cover looked cool so I figured I’d give it a read. It was basically a low budget and even less creative book version of a Sci Fi channel movie. On top of that the author shoehorns his politics into every page of the book. I would not recommend this book to a sci fi fan because I feel like a fan of the genre would just look at this as too tacky and bland. Very forgettable read overall
1 EsotericOrderOfBacon 2019-08-28
Cooler bike? I don't think so, child. The Triumph is an American classic.