Are all his selfies taken from the fat girl angle?

And come with posts begging for adulation and attention that his old man never gave him.

I never understood this angle, is it so the fat people feel thinner? It just feels like I'm lording over a fat midget.

Imagine having to live next door to this. what the fuck.

Honey, keep the kids away from the window and call the cops. That fat weirdo from across the street is at it again with the shirtless selfies.

You mean that creepy sci-author that can't see his daughter? Running down the sidewalks with his sweaty tits bouncing around isn't helping his reputation.

He's aged 7 years since we started telling him he stinks a year ago

Absolutely, if you've been following his twitter he fucking spergs out every 4-5 days reminding all of his followers of the "vicious harassment campaign" of the mental anguish we put upon him. When he does this he types 7-8 paragraph long posts in a single hour. We are running more miles in his head than he is preparing for his marathon. Who's winning, child?

Look at him. He's genuinely gone goofy. I honestly feel bad for him.

Effeminate Alex Jones.

I like em putting semen in my butt that turns my freakin novels gay!

Haha-hooo-leeee-shit!!!

Same angle teenage girls use to hide physical ugliness. Not working here either.

This is the kind of giant porch all successful authors own.

Truly disgusting, points for trying unlike u/doxxer100

14 year old girls don’t even do this shit anymore. What a fuck this clown is.

Black Lady and gentleman, the virus is spreading...

His lame inspirational post fell on deaf ears. No man of his age and shape posts selfies like this. He’s a psycho!

Speaking of running, I hope u/patrickstomlinson gets run over by Jonathan’s big truck while he’s distracted by Adrienne giving him road head

I bet he flexes like Patrick Bateman as he limp-dicks his wife.

Imagine sucking in your gut as much as you can and still looking like a sack of creamed corn.

He's doing the J. Hefner diet. Where you make proclamations on social media and then go inside and dip your chocolate covered bacon in a freshly spread boy pussy. It's been shown to increase tit meat by 110% of the time.

Why is this fucking pig pretending he's a runner? That soggy, misshapen body is not the body of an athlete.

He has the physique of a 70 yr old.

(garbled screaming)

I CAN’T GET LIKE THIS ANYMORE!

The extent of his delusion, that this doughy, large-breasted, heart attack in waiting feels qualified to dispense training advice.

Pat, keep this up and you are going to keel over in the street. They'll find your still twitching, sweating body collapsed just yards from your home. Is that what you want? because that's what will happen.

Gay fag

That's a healthy set of jugs.