I...AM FUCKING...my brother's girlfriend's daughter!

61  2019-08-27 by Somerville_Dan

45 comments

"Two, sometimes four, kids" - Joseph C. Cumia; I.Q. 122; 6'1"

I wonder which of those two kids Joe doesn’t feel deserve his flakey fatherly commitment.

Layla

Imagine their disappointment when the four of them get a look at his wheels.

what are they all doing at Bobos house?

Dere playigng my many chinese guhtarz, dawlroight

Jussa chillen'n'fuggin...

He’s to Carol’s left

Holy shit. Do they bathe in battery acid?

Nice scoliosis, stupid.

Trash

Why would Ant even admit to this

Because he thought he was bigger than he is.

That's literally the ugliest family I have ever seen. The son looks normal, but what the fuck is going on with those other two?

The son couldnt fight joe though

Cue Opie's "AHH" from when he saw a picture of that one author lady.

Didn't the short girl stab her friend for Slenderman?

You are?

I’m not making fun of these kids. This place is way to brutal and these kids really didn’t ask for this. Their life will be ruined by the internet without our assistance

She... was FUCKING... her mother's boyfriend's brother!

I agree. Joeh and Anth both deserve and beg for it. Carolh gets it because she's nastier on the inside than the outside and that's quite a feat.

But these poor children already have it bad enough. I shan't be flinging a plate of spaghetti at their wall.

That's a plate of spaghetti I won't throw, bucko.

Can you imagine having that hot dog retard for a dad/stepdad? I can only feel pity for them.

Neither dad nor stepdad

Don't make me go into the reasons why this is the case...

I’m sorry but I’m new here. What are the reasons?

If she remarries, she no longer receives benefits from her deceased husband's estate.

Deceased husband? Meaning she was married? So that means Carol is wife material?

She was misidentified as wife material by her ex husband, who presumably killed himself after realizing his error.

Make no mistake: NOT wife material.

Thank you.

Please refer to the wiki and the faq

I wonder if they know joeyh tells strangers about their mothers incontinence.

Age.

SUBPOENA

What a hideous brood

The one on the right is a trans camgurl known as ‘Eww Lightning’

HEY I RECOGNIZE THAT BACKDROP FROM THAT HILARIOUS KURT LOVE VIDEO!

That is grotesque.

She squirts crab juice

Do they compare the two cumia cocks?

Ignoring the fact that every woman is someone's daughter, Nana positively exults in saying "fucking" and "daughter" in the same sentence. Not only does it obviously arouse him but he loves gloating about the age of the women he fucks in front of his pals. It seems to arouse him as much as the sex itself does.

The gal on the far right looks a little bit like Patrick Tomlinson.

All jokes aside, Ant is a major piece of shit if he was fucking that kid. She's barely got puberty set in and he's bragging about it because her dad is dead and she has no strong men in her family to protect her. Fuck Ant. Hope he gets the Colonel treatment before he dies.

The blonde? What a bloody horse. Yuck. Nice brag Anthony.

she looks like one of the westboro baptist broads.