COMP’d!

15  2019-08-27 by soapmakerdelux

12 comments

I avoided you autists for so long I was actually able to have conversations with real people. You came back like AIDS. My hate boner loves you all.

This is why America is fucked.

Why buy a full seedless watermelon for $1 when you can buy 1/5 of it pre-sliced for $3?

Why buy a 16oz $10 block of parm that you can fresh grate for max flavor when you can spend $5 for 4oz of pre grated plastic cheese?!

Why buy legitimate headphones made by master craftsmen like Sennheiser or Bang & Olufsen when you can buy $400 celeb endorsed Beatz codecs?!

/u/doxxer100 is right you are all a bunch of poor jellaous LOOSERS!!

Those are all very good points. If I lived in America, or had been born retarded, I’d be very concerned.

That is clearly a fork in your paper bowl of overcooked, undersauced pasta with store bought meatballs. Your Gerber sits unopened next to your back massager and what looks like your sketch of artisinal Hang Man.

/u/doxxer100 can you catch a load off this guy? These little children/"men" aren't worth the time it takes for your hotplate turnkey DMCA submissions as easy as they are to submit. They can't even cook a meal or stab a fruit themselves!

Lmk about your Union Hall btw and DM if you are playing any place near Glenwood Landing cus I'd like to buy you a drink!

So many missed “sand nigger” joke opportunities. It’s right there on the bottle! Can we call in a judges ruling from Gavin over at the free speech network? He’s a comedienne worthy of judging me. Should known I was dealing with a ball washer.

43 and playing with a Switch?

Could be worse, At least I’m not in my late 50s and playing with little girls.

I was wondering why your Fanta soda was written in Arabic or whatever Sandskrit bullshit language is on there. Why do you hate America besides being a libtard traitor?

Because of your freedom.

You can only get a meal like this at a Sheridan

Nice napkins, stupid.

Nice skill craft pad, government leech