He assumed he'd need his phone to keep up with the news reports about the hordes of O&A fans rioting in the street and fighting over copies of his childish and hideously ugly "book". And to tweet, of course.
Greatest Ant pic of them all. Look how they set him up with a bare tatty old table way, way back near the stockroom and emergency exit doors. No backdrop, no signage, no stack of books at his side, just a sad old perverted hack sitting there with that painfully contrived "doing great, time of my life!" look on his drunken face and some Sharpies he never even used. You know he thought it'd be like Stern's "Private Parts" book signing, with hordes of screaming O&A pests and skanky women whipping 'em out and cops turning the firehoses on mobs of furious hysterical libtards. But it was just him at a creaky old table in an empty bookstore and his saggy-bosomed brother making a total fool of himself outside.
20 comments
1 killgav 2019-08-27
Must still have rsi from signing all that book.
1 BloviatingUdders 2019-08-27
Good thing he has that water to re-hydrate after all that energy spent signing.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-27
Comp'd!
1 RapistWithHIV 2019-08-27
It will also keep his skin looking hydrated & smooth.
1 MelGibsonBot_ 2019-08-27
What the fuck do you hope to accomplish with that? What do you hope to accomplish with that?
1 of_lower_stock 2019-08-27
Good bot
1 TheMidnightRiderBaby 2019-08-27
Good bot
1 billdipshitbellamy 2019-08-27
The bottle of water and phone are funny, too. Thought he'd get parched and get the jonesin' for his phonesin'.
1 late_50s_why 2019-08-27
What about his boomer lady glasses
1 joemoomia 2019-08-27
He assumed he'd need his phone to keep up with the news reports about the hordes of O&A fans rioting in the street and fighting over copies of his childish and hideously ugly "book". And to tweet, of course.
1 ReDMeridiaN 2019-08-27
Hahaha
1 flyinbrianpillman 2019-08-27
Multiple markers
1 SextonHardcastle11 2019-08-27
4 sharpies lol
1 kingbelwas 2019-08-27
I love when nana smiles:)
1 joemoomia 2019-08-27
Greatest Ant pic of them all. Look how they set him up with a bare tatty old table way, way back near the stockroom and emergency exit doors. No backdrop, no signage, no stack of books at his side, just a sad old perverted hack sitting there with that painfully contrived "doing great, time of my life!" look on his drunken face and some Sharpies he never even used. You know he thought it'd be like Stern's "Private Parts" book signing, with hordes of screaming O&A pests and skanky women whipping 'em out and cops turning the firehoses on mobs of furious hysterical libtards. But it was just him at a creaky old table in an empty bookstore and his saggy-bosomed brother making a total fool of himself outside.
1 ScarletNumeroo 2019-08-27
Nice reading glasses, nanna
1 WeWuzKangz 2019-08-27
4 sharpies and Fiji water, he's so niggery
1 WeWuzKangz 2019-08-27
His idea of class is Fiji water, whew
1 MCLyleStyle 2019-08-27
There sure isn’t a hint of pain or sadness in that genuine smile.
1 spacesheriffgavan 2019-08-27
Look at "Two-shirts Tony" over there. What a fag....