What’s the haps, faggots?

8  2019-08-27 by Tashter

16 comments

You know Sam is laughing all the way to the bank as we’re focusing all our energy on Joe, right?

I’m not saying we shouldn’t keep at it, but maybe SOME effort can be directed towards this little faggot? We need to get him fired from WWE at least.

I couldn't agree more. Patrick is insufferable but harmless. Joe is insufferable and harmful. But Sam is an abomination unto The Lord. He must be chased with pitchforks and torches to the town square.

I will fire her and I will do it fast.

But how do you feel about members of the Jewish religion?

Fucking Jews. The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world. Are you a Jew?

I've been to a Jewish wedding

Small consolation while Jess is being banged by every swinging dick within 10 miles since Sam is too busy sticking Hulk Hogan dolls up his kester.

it's times like this I wish Benoit was still alive & working there alongside AJ Poopyshitz

Chris Benoit was a real prick. He'd make new guys do 500 squats in a row or until they became unconscious/unable to move. If only he could have met Sam, I have no doubt that ye would have severely bullied him on many occasions.

yeah, he was a real locker room enforcer when they used to still hold 'Wrestlers Court'. Benoit, Bob Holly & JBL seem to come up a lot in regards to that mentality. thing is, there's a lot of footage of those guys being total pricks in the ring anyway & taking liberties

JBL got two big ol' chunks of karma though * + gets knocked out by a commentator not even half his size or weight in maybe 2007 - beats the ever loving shit outta Blue Meanie on a ppv. fat dumb fuck decides not to sue (wasn't under contract at the time) & instead asks for a match on TV instead. his friend Stevie Richards proceeds to drill JBL hard as he could in the back of the head splitting it open in the process

what goes on in the ring is normally gay as fuck but the real life shit is hilarious & tragic & fucking twisted all at the same time

You're just as gay as Sam for caring about this nonsense. Everything you just typed is embarrassing as fuck

the real life shit that happened when I was a kid & unaware of the inner workings fascinates me as how could anyone get so worked up about playfighting in spandex? or how something that's mainly aimed at kids produce some of the biggest degenerates the world ever saw?

the fact that someone gets stabbed to death in a shower over a career choice to pretend to hurt people intrigues me, genuinely.

You’re fucking faggy, dude.

Be that as it may, behind the scenes stories of coked up juice apes killing each other are interesting and entertaining.

I dunno, his response turned me, i like him now. Even if he likes watching men in spandex.

Steve Blackman kicked him to sleep at an airport once too.