r/loganlynn: I heard Patrick S. Tomlinson shit himself at a Brewers game.

I heard Patrick S. Tomlinson shit himself at a Brewers game.

50 2019-08-26 by fatprick_s_tomlinson

Anyone else hear this?

19 comments

1 Ant_Sucks 2019-08-26

I heard a heavy grunting then a squishy sound. I looked over and there was Pat wearing nothing but a smile.

1 killgav 2019-08-26

Cumshart.

1 Single_Action_Army 2019-08-26

Tomlinson, Moonachie, or Battle?

1 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-08-26

He said he didn’t shit himself but just had beer and brat shit in his pants, child.

1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-26

You gotta really scare a kid before he shits on you

1 FatlyPatly 2019-08-26

He reported me for “posting personal information”, even though I was super careful not to identify where he works, because my wife would fucking KILL me if she got us tangled up with him. He’s a weirdo, but I guess his report proves that I hit a nerve with him. I wouldn’t doxx him because that’s wrong, but seriously screw that weirdo.

1 HummingbirdPate 2019-08-26

please tell me he still sells insurance. DM me if true

1 TR4UM4T1Z3D 2019-08-26

No child, he is a best selling science fiction author who makes six figures

1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-08-26

Fill us in on any funny/embarrassing stories you have of him.

1 TheDarkFezRises 2019-08-26

DM me all your Fat Pat info please.

1 Magicmetalknight 2019-08-26

It was before the game, child

1 MelGibsonBot_ 2019-08-26

HOW DARE YOU!