It's really amusing, watching people who know absolutely nothing about an industry, try to talk as though they have a deep understanding of its inner workings, to other people equally clueless.

Royalties are paid out once a book recoups the advance paid to the author, not the publisher's costs, which are always much less. In my case, the advances were substantial for a debut author to the label, so they have taken more time to recoup before royalties start getting paid. Further, royalties lag sales by a minimum of six months, as they are only paid out twice a year. There hasn't been enough time yet since my most recent book dropped in May for any royalties to have been tallied and paid out at all, and won't be for another three months at minimum.

Further, comparatively few books debut in hardcover anymore. The more popular route for publishers is what's called the "Trade Paperback," which is a larger format than the traditional mass-market paperback and bridges the cost gap between the two. Many very popular and successful books and even series are printed entirely in trade paperback these days, especially in the sci-fi and fantasy genres where I write. The Expanse series, for example, didn't get a hardcover release until its fourth installment. The first three books were all in trade paperback, even after it secured a TV deal.

It's really funny, watching a fat cuck man baby cry at the moon and LARP as an author and political revolutionary. When in reality you're a drunk idiot and a pitiful excuse for a father. You're a garbage human being who picks fights online to feel like you have a pair. You don't. Fat faggot

You're all really bad at this. Like, hilariously bad.

Just like you're bad at being a husband and father.

You're rolling in the dough with them book sales huh. Yeah right. and I bet the $20 in sales went towards your funco pop collection you fuckin queer.

🎶Fatty Patty, sure does smell, mad because his books don't sell🎶

Sweetheart. You're very stupid and everything you say is untrue.

No you are, child. We're right, and it drives you absolutely mad. Go get some stuff off the mcdonalds dollar menu with last moths book sales.

Sweetheart, you have never been right about anything. It doesn't make me mad. It makes me laugh.

no it doesn't you fat fag, we can tell you're fuming from the paragraphs of rageposting you've done on here in the last 24 hours lmfao. you're fucking boring dude. you have no argument

Yes, child. It does. No, child, I'm not.

Like everything else you need to believe to protect your fragile egos from the truth, this too is entirely made up.

Wrong again, Patrick child

No it doesn't. Yes you are. Wish I had your height and weight- your BMI would very likely be in the obese class

Oh yes, child. Watching you fail, over and over, is very funny to me.

Who’s failing? You’re the one who keeps responding and getting upset, sweetie child

We're failing? This is coming from the man who failed to raise his mdaughter

No child. You're not failing. You have failed. Completely and irrecoverably. Every day I wake up is another day living my dream job, and expanding my reach. Every day you wake up is another day the relevance and power you used to have being a member of your old sub slips further into the past, never to be replaced or replicated.

I find it hilarious.

No you don’t find it hilarious. It pisses you off that the you’re only fan base is us and we think you suck at life and goof on you for being such an unlikeable douchebag. Face it Patrick, you were a blue check nobody and now you’re just a nobody.

Would you say we're in "obscurity"? In fact, I know the perfect basement podcast you could promote your books on. He even sells as many as you do.

I don't need to say it, child. It's a fact all by itself.

Are you still hilarious?

I'm not being funny right now, child. I am calmly explaining the reality you have all created for yourselves to you.

I guess you forgot to laugh

Hes too busy jerking it to Jonathan pumping his beer can cock inside Adrienne(...his better looking (but still gross) exwife. God hes a fucking fat disgusting queer.

Every day you wake up to spew crybaby hate on twitter. then you probably take a dump and struggle to wipe your 2 ton ass. Then you toot to the hooligans on your motor bike while Niki slaves away to pay for your beer and mozzarella sticks habit

Dear Patrick,

From this point forward, every single post and reply you make on Reddit will be met with a poorly drawn vile image of you eating shit, drinking cum, getting peed on, and/or engaging in other heinous deviancies. I will use a multitude of ban evading troll accounts to ensure that every single image is viewable by the public and the top reply to whatever you have said.

No one cares, child. You only expose yourself as a degenerate and a sociopath with such behavior. Your antic harm me or my reputation in exactly no way.

Well, okay... Guess I should have expected that. My friends and parents told me to kill myself. Maybe I really am a mistake...

You aren't a mistake, but your behavior most certainly is. Improve on it.

What behavior? You mean I can’t go to the Big Apple Ranch anymore and drink child spit with Kurt Love?

I have no idea what any of that means, child. But yes, it sounds bad and most likely illegal, and is something you should stop doing.

I bet you wouldn't say that to u/doxxer100's face

You need to improve on lots of things, Patrick

Do you sit at your desk in your tighty whities, guffawing cheeto dust into the air?

You know, Ben Shapiro's about as hateable as a guy can be. Why'd you block him like a fat slut with hurt feelings, and somehow make him seem likeable?

You’re not laughing, you’re deflecting, sweetie child little one Patrick honey bun child.

Does that turkey waddle double chin get a jigglin when you laugh?

No, child. They pay an advance, and then royalties once that advance has "earned out."

I make royalties on my first three books, child. My fourth has only been out for a year and change, and was about to earn out on the last statement, which was from four months ago.

It was my debut with Tor, which was a big step up from my previous publisher. Think of it like going from AAA to the majors. This was also not just a new publisher, but a new, untested series. They were prudent to release it in trade paperback to test the waters. This is how careers are built in this industry, little one.

You’re lying again, child

You are not listening, child, because you're not interested in learning from your mistakes. You're trying, and failing, to get one over on me, when reality is opposite of everything you believe, and everything you claim. This is because you don't know anything about my profession.

If you did, you would know the fact I already have another book with Tor and a fourth on the way is proof they're happy with their investment and satisfied with their sales. You were ALMOST right about one thing. They would have been crazy to offer me a third book deal if I sold as poorly as you believe I do.

Except they aren't crazy. And they've offered me not one but two more books. What does that tell you about your assumptions, child? Think hard.

It doesn't matter if you sold a million copies, you sound extremely insecure and childish arguing with trolls, in great detail, about how your sales are solid. But, oh yeah, this is amusing to you. Take your own advice and focus on something more productive, you weird humiliation fetishist (whether the subject of that is you or a lonely autist, which are the same).

I'm not arguing with trolls, child. I'm countering people who have spent a year lying about me, every single day, in the most disgusting ways, with the stated intention of destroying my life.

They didn't. And now I'm taking a little victory lap to rub their faces in their (your) failure. It may be petty, I'll give you that, but it's the opposite of insecurity.

You can't pretend you're raging war against those trying to destroy your life, then claim it's a fun little distraction. You don't really have a career to destroy. You're not defending your public persona, this is now it. You've left an online trail where you're indistinguishable from the trolls, 99% of which also just look at you as a "fun, little (fat) distraction."

I didn't claim I'm waging war against you, child. The war is over. You lost. I won.

Wrong, child

I got hours of free entertainment laughing at you. Your persecution complex and weak ego have caused you to obsess for years over something tweens on Twitter are able to shrug off. You inflated this and reinforced it because you crave it. It's either a dangerous lack of self-awareness or willful. Maybe look into that.

‘Beer and brat fat on my face’ is still one of my favorite quotes from fat Pat.

I tried explaining what kind of faggot you are to friends who also are from Milwaukee, who don’t follow Reddit, and I just told them that one line and it all kinda clicked for them what type of annoying faggot we meet around town. Cringe as fuck.

You ever see the Porsalin short documentary on you?

That’s one of Pat’s greatest hits “I’m not fat, I just have fat on my face from eating fatty foods and drinking lots of beer”

Elizabeth the Pretty Little Psycho LOVES beer and brat on his face

Best thing about that quote he said it was beer and brats fat from the winter. Even though it was like fucking July.

Do you normally spend thousands of dollars on victories, child? Because I have spent zero dollars on watching you squirm for a year, little nothing. Hush now, sweetcheeks. Shhhhhh.....

I have thousands of dollars to spend, child. Because it's an investment in myself that I've already made back and then some. Do you and dozens of your friends normally spend a year of your empty lives throwing everything you can at a single complete stranger, only to lose. Every single time?

Yes, you do. That is your new normal. Strap in for it.

I make occasional jabs at you on my phone while I take a shit at work.

You spend thousands of dollars attempting to undo what your ego (& lack of self control) did in getting your account suspended. Simply be less of a shit mitten, child, and maybe you can save some money for your paternity case, little one.

Shhhhhh, hush now...

Shit is all your efforts are worth, child. I spent thousands successfully undoing what thousands of you dishonestly did to get my account unjustly suspended. And already made it back, with interest.

Did you earn interest on the time you spent on me, little one? Of course you didn't. None of you did. None of you will. My bank account thanks you for your efforts.

You’re lying again, Patrick. Your twitter plugs for your work generate very little likes. Pretending to be a victim hasn’t worked out for you, child. You were always a blue-check nobody and now you’re just a nobody.

You had to sign your daughter away to be raised by an alpha male named Jonathan Snyder who burst into the scene and creampied your wife while you were busy driving your little Thai scooter and playing with baby toys.

I dont expect my time on the shitter is worth much, little nothing. You appparently think my defecation time is worth spending thousands in savings on, my child (nice priorities, honeychild).

I think I'd choose to try to attempt to regain custody of my daughter who is being raised by Jonathan Snyder if I were you, child. Shhhhhh, hush now.

Hi Patrick!

You don't make shit you child raping faggot. Your poor wife does as you spend her money frivolously at hooligans and on faggoty star wars toys that any man past the age of 12 would/should have gotten their ass kicked for. #prayfornikki

if you didn't want to raise your daughter why didn't you just abort her?

Your books dont sell and 60% of your twitter followers are bots you bought

Hahaha spent 1000s. Youre a fucking loser.

Fuck you fat ass. You're a failed father and a dumb lying piece of shit. Plagiarist asshole

You do have thousands of dollars to spend, child.

Deadbeat dads that sign away the rights to their daughter often find themselves with extra pocket money. Hush now,

You spent thousands? Ha! What a waste of money! You’re not very good at this, child

You spent thousands of dollars of your own money on lawyers and god knows how much taxpayer money on pointless investigations all to get back at a few people who called you a faggot on the internet while taking a shit. Meanwhile, you still don't have custody of your daughter and Jonathan still creampies Adrienne on the daily.

If they have so much faith in you and want 2 more books then why aren't you on their list of authors child?

https://publishing.tor.com/authors/

Huh fatty sweetiemuffins?

u/patrickstomlinson go ahead and ignore the question and then block like you love to do, cowardly chubby child.

Oof, Patrick just got a new asshole torn

When did you find out that Jonathan was fucking Adrienne and how did you react?

Mommy and Daddys money didnt but you a nice house though...ive seen it. Its a suburban shithole.

only to lose. Every single time?

What did anyone here lose? You lost thousands of dollars and your twitter for months. No one here lost anything. Everyone was entertained for free by your stupidity and life.

The war is over. You lost. I won.

Let's put aside the fact that you're currently arguing on reddit with accounts named PringleCanJohnson.

People got your Twitter account suspended, mocked you mercilessly, and did so effortlessly and while laughing the entire time. You lost your Twitter account for months and then had to pay thousands of dollars to get it back.

The people lost absolutely nothing and were entertained by your incredible stupidity and lack of self-awareness for free and for months. You, at best, got back to where you started (ie, got your Twitter back), only it cost you several thousand dollars and many months that you could have spent promoting your book to people.

By any objective measure, you "lost" by an embarrassing margin. It seriously isn't even a contest.

Oh but child, I'm not arguing with anyone. I'm simply explaining reality to you, because you are so far removed from it.

Yes, my twitter was unjustly taken by your community. But the money I invested getting it back has already been returned with interest. I already have thousands more followers than I started with, and thousands more dollars to go with them.

In the end, this has only benefited me by expanding my platform, growing my reputation, and padding my bottom line.

Meanwhile, your people lost their largest sub, over a dozen replacements, and your fallback hate website. You've lost your community, your ability to harm new targets, and your ability to regroup and regenerate. You've gone from the most toxic and feared community on this website to a laughingstock, when you're remembered at all.

You are a cautionary tale. An object lesson. And a test case. Your example will educate thousands more people on the tactics that ultimately beat you.

You've lost the only things you cared about, hurting innocent people in front of tens of thousands of subscribers.

And you are never getting it back.

We never cared about the numbahs like you do, Patso.

Oh honey, no. This is what happened; some random assholes on the internet started calling you a fat faggot and you couldn't take it. So rather than just ignore it like successful, thick-skinned and college-educated people would, you went crying to a law firm to bail you out. They were more than happy to take thousands of your dollars if you were willing to spend hours "meticulously" grabbing screenshots of our cruelty. You of course obliged because you were so flustered by our presence.

So we have cost you thousands of dollars, dozens of hours of free time, your self-respect, your abandoned youtube presence, your books' poor reviews across all credible platforms, the comfort of knowing you don't have to make your IG private on a nightly basis and 10 months of your twitter (including during Starship Repo's release date).

Sounds like Patso win to me, my sweet fuckable summerchild.

Oh, honey, no. That's not what happened. It wasn't your flaccid insults that drew my attention, it was your crimes. The death threats, the stalking, the police impersonation, the telephone harassment. These are all felonies, child. You are criminals, and criminals deserve attention.

Nor have you cost me anything. You've made me money, in the end. Nor have you had any impact on my self-respect, because you have never said a single true thing about me. You fake reviews are being slowly but inevitably buried as actual readers supplant them with honest ratings. I have another book already under contract, and yet another being negotiated. Making my IG private each night to stave off your fake bot follower attacks takes two seconds, and isn't a comfort issue for me.

Meanwhile, you're castrated. You'll never again have the numbers you need to effectively launch the sorts of attacks that got my twitter suspended unjustly, or be able to review bomb my new releases in the kind of volume that would matter.

You will never hurt anyone like you tried to hurt me again, and it eats you up inside. Because that's how you define yourselves, by being the worst, most toxic people on the internet. It's the only thing you take pride in. And now it's gone. And you have only yourselves to blame.

Oh, Honey, nothing I said bothered you? That's why you just wrote me 4 paragraphs about it?

Spend thousands of more dollars on this, child. Be inflammatory, little nothing. You empower my online presence, sweetcheeks.

Hush now, little nothing. Go write of transgender crabs and Donald Plump. Shhhhhh.. Hush now.

Correct. Nothing you said bothered me. I'm just here to remind you of the true scale of your failure. I don't have to invest any more dollars on any of you, child. You never had an online presence, and never will.

You're nothing. And no one.

You invested multiple dollars in whining about me? Looks like I won, child.

Hush now, little nothing. Shhhhhh...

Patrick, I have absolutely no hard feelings against you, but you can’t come here and instigate people then threaten to “call the FBI” when they fight back.

Don’t know why you keep giving these trolls attention.

I don't instigate any of you, child. I simply tell you the truth. Often, it's truth you don't want to hear. And the truth is your community has committed a wide variety of crimes which were worth of the attention of law enforcement. That's just a fact.

If you don't want o be brought to the attention of law enforcement, don't send death threats, rape threats, impersonate the police, and physically stalk people.

It's really easy to not commit felonies if you try.

You're a fat failed author and a dumb idiot cry baby. You sound pissed off like you want to go on a shooting spree

If you don't want to be brought to the attention of law enforcement, don't send death threats, rape threats, impersonate the police, and physically stalk people.

All things you nearly do yourself. And you also have never provided evidence about any of those things. sooo

I've provided plentiful evidence, emails, screengrabs, and eye-witness reports of all of these things to the police, child. So has my publisher.

And its all bren thrown in the trash because they dont give a shit, faggot

Wrong again, child. And I don't have to prove anything to you. You don't matter, and never can.

You lie too much, child

Lol, the police aren't doing jack shit and you know it. You've been babbling about people winding up in cuffs for almost a full year now, if anyone was going to do anything about it, they'd have done it by now. Every threat you've ever made has been empty.

You providing screen shots of people making fun of you for being a dope? How hard did the police and your publisher laugh? Youre a real child child!

All easily faked, as established in the landmark case Cumia vs Cumia.

I'm sure your publisher really appreciates all his time you're wasting with your self-obsessed crusade, you fat asshole.

Head agent Nigel Igger of the Milwaukee PD's faggot division checking in. I can confirm that in the midst of legitimate gang, rape, and murder investigations, we had to put everything on hold to investigate people who were calling Patrick S. Tomlinson a fat faggot on the internet. This is not something we take lightly. The primary suspects appear to be bored late 20s-early 30s men, and it appears that they most often make these offenses while making bowel movements. We've never had to deal with this level of criminality before, and I have to say we have a lot on our hands. If you see anyone walk into the bathroom, pay close attention to what goes on in there. It could be invaluable to our investigation.

Why are you being a complete cock towards me? I’m taking your side for Christ’s sake.

Nobody here sends you death threats. That was probably two or three psychos from /r/opieandanthony who are now banned from here.

We’re literally not doing anything illegal. Making fun of you is not a crime. Those two people who spam you with fake accounts are not us and have nothing to do with us.

Like I said before, the only reason they keep bothering you is because you respond to every single thing they say to you on Reddit. Ignore them for a week and that’ll be the end of the story. Trolls feed on attention, and you give them way too much.

And again, if you come here and say stupid shit, don’t go crying to the police when you get made fun of. A thousand of us making fun of you and spamming your accounts with messages making fun of your stupidity is not illegal. Stop being an idiot on the internet and you’ll stop being treated like an idiot.

Don’t take this the wrong way - you’re just not handling the situation the right way.

Finally, don’t call me “child” for bringing up a perfectly valid point. It’s cringey at best, and just shows that you’re not willing to accept the facts.

Best wishes, and have a good night.

Have you ever gone to therapy? Seriously look into it, you need help. Your behavior isn't normal and you need to get in front of it before you do something to yourself or others.

You threaten people who disagree with you all the time, you uneducated pig.

You can’t claim to be a “public figure” then get upset when people goof on you, Pat. Can’t have it both ways, child!

Stop lying, Patrick. Everything bothers you, child

Jonathon cucked you and is raising your daughter, fatty :) Your books suck and don't sell. You're a fat, rage filled faggot and you're butthurt about the 2016 election. Good thing the police are monitoring your every move. You're sounding more and more like a mass shooter every day.

The police are not monitoring me at all, child. They are watching you very closely, however, because your community is guilty of actual crimes. They're waiting for you to slip up.

Please, leave a bigger trail.

I'm not guilty of anything but telling you how you're a fat failure and another man is raising your daughter, fucktard.

You're such a liar dude. What if I'm not from the United States? Is Interpol gonna show up at my door to extradite me because I called you a fat piece of shit WOMAN BEATER who signed away his own daughter? Nobody is watching us. I can't imagine how hard the cops laughed at you after you left the station. They have real shit to deal with you fucking fag

How's your daughter doing? Not that you'd know.

Also, nice baseball team, stupid.

This message is for whatever fat fuck Milwaukee "cyber crime unit" employee is tasked with monitoring the behavior of Patrick's internet trolls:

Your life sucks. Your wife is cheating on you, nobody respects you, and the daily hazing you receive from real cops is never going to end. Your sedentary lifestyle is turning your body into a monstrosity that scares people away, and it is cutting your life short by at least 20 years. Make that 30 years when you factor all the junk comfort food and alcohol you put into your body to ease the pain and monotony that is your life. Keep working hard, my friend. That pension you're saving up is sure gonna make your whore ex happy when she gets to buy a nice car and jewelry, maybe a few golf clubs for her new boyfriend. Also, Patrick S. Tomlinson is a fat faggot.

Uh huh. We'll see, fatty.

Do you have a real grasp of how many shootings and burglaries happen in Milwaukee, child? Saying MPD and the FBI are watching us very closely just proves how delusional you are. They give you lip service to get your fat ass out of the station and wait for you to come back crying with more information. You keep making these jail threats thinking you're scaring people and going to change people's behavior. You only make yourself look more crazy.

I din't know if you realize this, but most of these people are absolute degenerates who are pretty familiar with the police. We know they don't give a shit, this isn't the UK

And the police are going to do absolutely nothing about reddit comments except snicker once you leave the room and watch you like a hawk. I don't need to tell you anything, but I will say they know you're a gun toting nut who wants to see american bloodshed because you're a man child throwing a tantrum about the election. 2020s results are gonna give you an aneurism. :)

Speaking of “scale”, when’s the last time you stepped on one, you fat piece of shit? Maybe if you paid more attention to the effects of beer and brats on your lard ass, you wouldn’t have had to drop out of the half marathon

Of course it bothers you, that’s why you respond to every insult with your lame comeback of calling everyone “child” which lacks all creativity. You just suck at everything, child.

The numbers? Dude, I know most of the guys that were fucking with you, and it's by and large the same few dozen people over and over, with a few casuals jumping in to take a shot. the sub can bust down to a hundred scant remaining, and the ones who enjoy it are just going to keep enjoying it.

Patrick, we haven't even done anything yet except call you fat and make fun of your terrible books.

You've visibly aged 8 years since we met you and your transparent attempts to craft a new manly persona for yourself on social media prove we've gotten under your skin already. Any Psychology 101 student would point at your behavior and say, "He's insecure."

You better buckle a helmet on that big fat head of yours. We're not going anywhere. We're all having too much fun at your expense.

Oink Oink! 🐖

You can’t claim to be a public figure but then want us arrested for goofing on the stupid things you say and do. You’re a fat crappy writer who has an inflated ego and just an all around unlikeable douchebag.

it was your crimes. The death threats, the stalking, the police impersonation, the telephone harassment. These are all felonies, child. You are criminals, and criminals deserve attention.

I don't condone any of this stuff, but it's very much worth noting that no one on any of the subs has suffered any kind of repercussions for these supposed actions.

Careful what you wish for, child.

I wish Patrick S Tomlinson would use the full extent of the law to prosecute and punish anyone who has ever given him shit online for anything.

I really do wish that because it would finally be proof that you're not completely full of shit. But until then, you're just completely full of shit.

Amen

I don't care, you buffoon. I didn't engage in any of that shit and if people did and got popped for it, good. I'm just saying that every threat you've ever leveled at anyone on these subs has been completely impotent. You're not going to do anything. Just like when you got 300 IP addresses or whatever and nothing came of it.

You seriously do not live in reality and think this is some fantastical crusade or something. You want to get people in legal trouble for making death threats or impersonating cops, good. Just do it already and stop treating this like a movie where you coolly utter catchphrases.

The police have those IP addresses, child. And they're using them.

Track record? You mean getting fatter while claiming to be training for a marathon? You have a record of failure, child.

My IP address is 192.168.1.69 ... Let's see what these Milwaukee PD faggots got.

Btw, how many actual NAMES did the police have? Oh yeah, ZERO. Because they aren't doing shit. You aren't scaring anyone, Fatrick. There are too many black people committing murder and rape and actual real crimes.

No they're not. You're a fat liar.

Can you read, you idiot? Reevaluate my chances at what? Once again, I didn't do any of the stuff you're alleging and hope that you do follow through on getting those people.

But you won't. You're an impotent pussy who thinks people will be scared of harsh, "tough" words like they are in movies. This is real life, fatso. The police A) don't have any IP address, B) aren't using them for any purpose whatsoever, and C) your track record as it relates to the sub is to make millions of threats and allusions and follow through on none of them. You are an impotent buffoon.

Yes, child, they do. And yes, child, they are. My words are, as always, simply the unvarnished truth. I always come through.

Speaking of coming through, Jonathan is currently making Adrienne cum harder than you ever could. Also, you dropped out of the half marathon, so don’t come at us with that “I always follow through” BS. You signed away your own daughter you fat pedo.

You sound scared, child.

You sound dumb, child

You’ve taken on an egotistical Trumpy tone lately, PST.

Are the police aware that you literally told your Facebook followers to punch women in the face if they put on a Trump hat? Are they aware that you replied "don't try me" to a guy who told you not to shoot Trump supporters? You are leaps and bounds more guilty than the people you profess to be "under investigation". I hope to God you are lying about all this because I guarantee you will be the one behind bars if all this comes to light.

Hey faggot, it's me, Jonathan Snyder. Remember that time I drove up to your house in my monster truck while you were at Hooligan's getting fat and drunk and playing with baby toys? Yeah, I totally creampied your wife and stole your daughter. I wore my MAGA hat and did a Hitler salute while I ejaculated inside Adrienne. Your daughter loves me and says she never wants to see you again. How does that make you feel, you fat piece of shit gay faggot?

Hi, I_H8_BLACK_PPL!

I just stopped by to offer you a robot hug and wish you well!

-HappyFriendlyBot

Nor have you cost me anything. You've made me money, in the end. Nor have you had any impact on my self-respect, because you have never said a single true thing about me.

Thanks for confirming that your "lawsuit" has no legal ground. Good job, idiot.

I'm not bringing a civil lawsuit, child. The charges being investigated are criminal.

Can't wait until we all go to prison.

"So what are you in for?"

"Me? I called a failed author a fat faggot on the internet."

Because, as all legal scholars know, the best way to build a case is to bluff....errr...I mean blast all over Reddit how the sting is going.

You must be a terrible poker player.

He really is that stupid.

Patrick, you seriously need to get a life. Making fun of someone on the internet isn’t a crime. Yeah, if someone actually sent you death threats, investigate them. Don’t come here and tell us we’re all going to jail when probably one (if even) person did anything illegal. That just screams “insecurity.”

He's actually a C-cup author.

You are a fat liar.

hey Fatrick, I’m a cop. I would never stalk you to your house because I don’t live in the US and Milwaukee is a shithole, but I must let you know that I am working with top scientists to create a tractor beam that will automatically detect all fat failed sci-fi authors who got cucked by people named Jonathan, and slingshot them into the sun. Your days are numbered, child. I sent this from my telephone.

Nice essay, stupid. You act like we are a bunch of terrorists who spend all day scheming against people like you when in reality we are a few people who like to come on here and call you a faggot while we take a shit and wait for your hilariously gay response.

I'm still waiting for that police investigation to bear fruit.

Fat fucking loser.

Shots fired!

Nothing you said here is true Pat. You have the same amount of followers (maybe lost a couple) and your big return was a dud. You’re blind to the fact that you’re not as important as you think you are. You were another “blue-check” nobody and now you’re just a nobody, child.

You have to be the most delusional person I've ever seen. Let's break this down:

Yes, my twitter was unjustly taken by your community. But the money I invested getting it back has already been returned with interest. I already have thousands more followers than I started with, and thousands more dollars to go with them.

First, this is not how this works. Having thousands of twitter followers does not just give you thousands more dollars. If it does, please explain it how this works.

Second, Twitter says you have 40,800 followers. You had something like 39,000 before losing your twitter, so at most you have 2,000 more followers. This is, in the Twitterverse, nothing.

Third, even if this is how it works (ie, having more followers somehow nets you thousands of dollars) you lost your twitter account for like 8 months. So, in this scenario where having followers gets you money, you lost out on 8 months of income.

In the end, this has only benefited me by expanding my platform, growing my reputation, and padding my bottom line.

You've yet to prove any of this. And, again, you've gotten maybe 2,000 more followers, which is nothing and certainly not reputation-growing.

Meanwhile, your people lost their largest sub, over a dozen replacements, and your fallback hate website.

Not one person on these subs actually cares.

You've lost your community,

You're here, right now, arguing on this community.

your ability to harm new targets,

No, this sub has not lost that.

and your ability to regroup and regenerate.

You're literally arguing on a regrouped and regenerated version of the sub.

You've gone from the most toxic and feared community on this website to a laughingstock, when you're remembered at all.

Barely anyone who never came to the sub knew or cared about it. No one feared the sub. Get a grip.

You are a cautionary tale. An object lesson. And a test case. Your example will educate thousands more people on the tactics that ultimately beat you.

To whom? A lesson in what? A test case for what? If the sub has been reduced to "when you're remembered at all" status, then who are the "thousands more people" that will "ultimately beat" us? You're claiming above that thousands of twitter followers is a big deal, so if thousands of people are paying attention to the sub and trying to beat it, then wouldn't that make the sub important? Your logic is insane.

You've lost the only things you cared about, hurting innocent people in front of tens of thousands of subscribers.

Even at its peak, the sub was probably around 2,000 active members. It's still around that many. The "ten of thousands of subscribers" were because the sub was around for almost ten years. People dropping off, not participating, or alt accounts was a huge amount of the "subscribers".

By the way, the sub is still there. One of the mods locked it for reasons that have nothing to do with you.

Bottom line: you lost thousands of dollars to maintain a twitter account and you lost months of time that you could have promoted your book to nearly 40k people. You have, unequivocally, lost. The subs still exist, but even still, they're just reddit subs. They're meaningless entertainment.

but it's the opposite of insecurity.

You're as secure as your visitation rights.

You've typed 100 paragraphs in the last 24 hours. That's not a sliver of time; it's not having fun with the trolls; that's damage control.

I’m new here, don’t know about your year long war. You just sound like a super autistic cunt bag, dude. The fact you think any person who responds to you is part of some war to end you shows just how unstable and out of the social loop you are. These people who have been terrorising you, are winning, you dope.

You haven't won shit. You still cry about us on your Twitter weekly hoping to get fatty patty pity points from your deranged lefty friends. Your still pouting and crying like a victim to the world. And you are waisting hours probably every god damn day just to see if we are talking about your pathetic failure filled life. Sounds like we are the ones running laps in your head, little one.

Your life was already destroyed when Jonathan swooped in with his monster cock and took your wife and daughter like a true alpha

I couldn't care less about your book sales or lack thereof or whether you think I'm a lying child who is trolling you from my parent's basement. I don't care about your current marriage or previous one and I'm sure you see your daughter plenty and hope you do.

You can hate me and hate trump and hate everything else in the world that isn't you or directionally democrat and I wouldn't, and don't, give a shit.

I do hate you though, Patrick. I hate you for showing a certain cosplaying rhythm guitarist with a bovine stare how to take advantage of antiquated internet reporting functions. As you know he's a huge trump supporting racist so you've indirectly helped someone you consider your literal enemy. He's basically illiterate and had no idea how to do this prior to you showing up. So for the reasons outlined above, I hate you. I know you're proud of it so gloat all you want.

Either way, good luck with your books, mother.

Oh, but honey, I didn't make any promises to Tor. That isn't how any of this works. Tor makes their own judgement on a new author's value and takes a risk on them. That's what an advance is.

And after two books, they want two more. Because their risk was rewarded beyond their satisfaction. Tor doesn't need to "pump out" anything. They're the single largest sci-fi and fantasy publisher in the country. They get to pick and choose who they want to work with, and they want to work with me.

You still aren't listening, child. Because actually listening would break you.

You’re wrong again, child

It sounds like a bad gamble to you because you don't know a single fact about this industry, child. If it was a bad gamble, I wouldn't have another book coming next year, and another coming the year after that.

You don't seem to have an answer to that. You don't have an answer to that, because you're not speaking from a position of knowledge or experience. You're just desperately trying to bullshit other trolls who also don't know the first thing about my profession who are also incentivized by their own failures in life to believe the worse about the person they randomly agreed was their next enemy.

Except I'm not like any of your other arbitrarily-chosen foes. Which is why you're here, trying to chip away at me, in front of fewer than 200 subscribers, on your tenth ban-evading sub in the last three months.

All because not one of you dead-enders had two brain cells to rub together to realize you were beaten. Outmatched. Bested.

i get it on some level. This had never happened to you before. You thought you owned this website. Bigger people had wilted before you in the past. You'd never faced consequences before. Your victims made national news, and yet you kept trolling on. You really, truly believed you were untouchable.

And then you fucked with me.

I can shut you down with a keystroke. I haven't, because I sincerely enjoy watching all of you squirm as you fail to recapture what you used to be. But it's growing tedious. You're not delivering.

Dance for me.

You’re a real loser, Patrick child

You're the one doing the dancing, little one. Someone made a thread about you in this “tenth sub “ and you rushed over and like clockwork answered every fucking comment.

He's not even on the list of TOR's notable author's on its Wikipedia page. It's an industry that completely huffs its own farts and he can't get any real recognition. No awards or nominations for his books.

This is quite literally the gayest thing I have ever read.

Nice essay you fuckin queer.

Anyone can write a book you fat loser

... this is just very, very gay

Why the fuck are you calling him "honey" and "child"? You're a fucking creepy faggot dude.

What a liar you are Fatrick. You already admitted that Tor books hasn't made their advance back on either of your 2 shitty books. I can only imagine how many cocks you had to suck and the level of humiliation you had to sink down to before getting those "deals" which won't be renewed.

Why do you think lying is justified or acceptable?

I bet those royalty checks are fucking shit. No one buys your fucking books.

You would bet wrong, child. On all counts.

Your books are fucking gay. You write like a fat woman.

You've never read a word out of any of them, child.

From your sales figures it looks like just about nobody read a word of your books, child

It was a cold dark night in space, child.

In space no one can hear the screams of black male children as I penetrate the. I love my children, child.

Fonald plump. Fonald fucking plump, you can't even take your batshit crazy lefty views out of a sci-fi story your such a one note hack, child. Transgender crab squid person? Probably the doctor on the ship too huh you fucking Futurama premise stealing sweet summer little nothing, child.

Why would a crab squid person even be gendered in the first place? What a hack.

Come on Pat, we can see the sales numbers and your book didn’t sell. Even after your TV appearance on a show nobody watched. Truth hurts, child

Lol, oh god you're exactly the same fat, greasy, no comeback having retard as the last time I saw you getting trounced.

Because I don't engage in comebacks, child. Just facts. Which none of you have. Which is why none of you have your subs, either.

You don’t engage in comebacks? You claim to be a writer and a stand up comedian and you can’t come up with anything good? You really suck, child.

Saving my golden material for my Pulitzer winning literary treasures and open mic nights at Chuck e cheese's where I charm my child victims, child.

FACT: Patrick S. Tomlinson has 3+ visible chins but refuses to acknowledge that it''s a problem.

Nice credibility, noticeably overweight child.

Good luck taking this one you fat cucked faggot.

You're babbling like a retard again in the vain attempt to comeback. You can't write your way out of people seeing reality, you simply don't have the chops for it.

You're a pathetic liar.

The only fact I'm interested in is how many copies of Starship Repo have been sold, but you seem less than forthcoming with that information. Which is odd, because this is your chance to rub our noses in your success. I'm not calling you names or being abusive, I'd just like that number.

I've already explained to you, several times, that number isn't available until a book has been out for a minimum of six months. That's when a full accounting of all copies sold, across all versions, platforms, and languages, is tallied up and sent out in the form of a royalty statement, which is only done twice per year.

But even when I do have it, I see no reason to give it to you.

Well why would you? It would confirm that you're lying. We all know you have pathetic sales rotund child.

Wrong again, child. I don't have to lie about anything, and never have.

You do though child. You're lying about it right now sweetie. Why do you insist on lying child?

No, child. I don't. And no, child. I'm not.

Prove it, lying child. Oh you won't, child? How childish of you, child.

Yes you do, Patrick. It’s why you got in trouble on Facebook. Why do you lie so much?

I hate women and children, child

Holy fuck

The truth finally comes out. Pat hates women. Not very “woke” of him.

You are lying again, child. You’re being a little lying child, Pat

See no reason? Aren’t you always claiming your selling “many hundreds” of books and how you’re very successful yet without any evidence to prove it? I guess we were right, child, your books dont sell.

The obvious reason would be to gloat about your success.

Even if they were facts (spoiler alert: they're lies) it would still be a comeback you dim dipshit. Get a grasp on the language if you want to call yourself an author, child.

Your whole fat, sassy online persona is based on you try trying to make comebacks. The trouble is you simply have affinity for humor or the written word.

Have you ever noticed that no truly intelligent person is disrespectful of the perspectives of children? What's so odd about your misconception that being called "child" is an insult, is that you are definitely not smarter, more accomplished or more self-aware than any child I've ever met. So it begs the questions, why do you feel superior or harbor resentment towards children?

The resentment is likely due to the fact that your own kid wants nothing to do with you. The superiority is likely because they're the only humans who don't intimidate you, or intimidate you the least. Seems likely since you also frequently lie about conflict, or act tough about things that aren't tough. Like filing DMCAs and taking credit for the mod of another sub shutting down a subreddit.

Fucking Jung would be appalled at a puer aeternus like our toy collecting 43 year old Fatrick.

How many copies did you sell then Pat?

"many hundreds"

I know you're a fat adult, but are you a fat kid as well

You don't have a career in faggy sci-fi literature, stupid. You waste your days and Nikki's hard earned paychecks on beer and brats while playing pretend at being a Hunter S. Thompson. Instead your just Fatty S. Tublinson the creator of such witty and clever gems such as "fonald plump" and "name_noname". Nana Cumia made a bigger splash in his literary debut than you, and like you fucks kids. Sweet honey children that love inappropriately touching children, child.

I was at a Barnes & Nobels tonight on a very large college campus, guess what wasn’t in the sci-fi section? Anything from Pat! I got a good laugh out of it, child

The only liar here is you, Fatrick. I've spoken with Adrienne and Jonathan, along with some of Niki's old "friends" wink. They all but confirmed everything. You are and always will be a manchild who plays with Star Wars dolls and gets drunk at Hooligan's and drives around on your little Thai motor scooter. When it came time for you to man up and be an adult, you doubled down on your childishness. You bought your daughter Star Wars dolls of her own that she obviously didn't want. You tried to buy Adrienne a motor scooter that she didn't want either. They just wanted a real man in their life to act as a father and a husband that they could be proud of. Instead, you were a constant source of embarrassment for both of them. They had to find what they were looking for elsewhere - a man named Jonathan Snyder.

No, you haven't.

Holy shit! This is all real or is it a marketing thing for his books and screenplays? I made an account just to reply and ask that question. I can’t stop laughing.

I casually know Pat through my wife’s work and even met his wife around MKE, and I always though he was a chunky asshole but I bought into his tales of success. Calling him out with facts and figures then watching his inept reactions is hilarious, and I want you all to know he’s the same on here as he is in person. He’s constantly pissing off people who tangentially know him and acting like he’s the second coming of Christ. His wife is nice enough, kind of weird though. I don’t know much about her other than “that guy’s wife”. I think her name is Nikki though not Adrianne. Just letting you guys know.

He changes his voice to sound more masculine like a “tough guy” like that Theranos chick, and most people think it’s the weirdest thing about him when they meet him. His voice is super weird. Wait until they see this shit. Haha.

Keep it up. He gives my town a bad name. Plus he’s not from here, I think he moved from Atlanta but he asks like a native and clads himself in Brewers gear like he’s a lifer. I am new to Reddit, but I’ll share this to his acquaintances for a good laugh. 😂

Happy Monday.

Please keep us posted on their reactions. Thank you!

Somerville Dan! Miss ya from the website dude.

You have never met me, child, and do not know anyone through my wife's business.

Hi Pat. No seriously, you would remember me. This is wild! Haha is this really you?

You have never met me, child. And you are very bad at lying.

You’re the bad one at lying, Patrick Child

I did but my wife wants me to keep it vague on here because she doesn’t want trouble with you. You’re such a jerk on here Pat, but not this bad in person. Anyway have a nice one.

Neither you nor your wife, if she exists, has ever met me, child. I have not worked for anyone but myself since moving to MKE eight years ago. She could not know me "through her work." Further, I was born and raised in WI, and have lived here for more than 80% of my life. Nor have I ever been to Atlanta except to drive through it or change airplanes.

Sorry, kiddo. You just suck at lying.

You suck at raising your daughter.

I don’t think they have kids. My wife said they don’t have children and aren’t very sociable. Not sure if he lost custody or what. I’m trying to work but getting sucked into this web of Pat that I didn’t know existed. You guys have a lot of info on him! Hahaha.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8v307lugcOo&app=desktop

LOL holy shit it’s a whole sub-culture shitting on him.

Seriously, I thought he was just a weird-talking local poser who is tangentially in my wife’s social circle. This is like his own documentary devoted to how weird and insecure he is. Do other people know about this? This is freakin’ hilarious

He said his wifes work, not yours dumbass.

No, child, he didn't. He said I work with his wife, and he has proof. I do not, and he does not. My reputation around Milwaukee is quite good. I'm sorry reality is so at odds with your fantasy life, but I can't help you.

“My reputation around Milwaukee is quite good” Jesus Christ, who says that. You are one cringy cunt sir.

No, he said he knows you through his wifes work child. You could be a client of hers. Or a past customer. Perhaps his wife hocks cheap motorized bikes?

He probably bought a Lego Death Star from her

You lived in FL so he’s probably just off a bit. You also sold insurance so that’s another lie. Also are you saying it’s impossible to know you through mutual friends/people? Must be since you’re such an unlikeable douchebag and this proves it, child.

I’ve met you and your wife in passing three times through my wife’s work, the last time was last fall around Halloween. You were clad in Brewers gear and talking in your weird manner and I commented on it and was told you’re not even native to MKE but how the hell would I know?

You would remember me and I’ll leave it at that. I stand out, so to speak. See. I’m trying to be nice and diplomatic you fat, pale blob. You indeed work with my wife, and I have proof. Don’t push me asshole, I’ll find a way to prove it without embarrassing my wife. I don’t give a shit about my own info but if I want to stay married I better stop here.

And someone told me you lived in the south for a time. Sorry about the misinformation. No need to be such a defensive baby. I can’t wait to share this with our shared acquaintances in case they don’t know what a disaster you are online! Hahaha!

No, child, you have not met me, nor my wife, even a single time. You are a simply awful liar.

Lol keep going, you’re hilarious, Pat!

As I thought, you have nothing. Goodbye, little one.

Stop being such a child, child!

I gave you as much as I can without doxxing myself. I genuinely don’t understand your shitty attitude because I’m just mildly amused by this, not going after you, and you immediate went to name calling? And you appear to respond to each and every one of these but you never address any facts, you just call people children and call them liars without defending yourself. Maybe you’re guilty? 🤔 I know if someone said my kids were taken from me, I would fire back a selfie with me and my family. Easy peasy. Why won’t you?

Some of the accusations are awful and I doubt you really do rape babies...what’s funny about it is your responses are proving your critics here right about you. You’re petulant and thin-skinned. I can’t wait to tell other people who have met you about this place. I haven’t laughed this hard in months. Seriously. Truly A+ humor!

Pat why do you lie so much? It’s very childish behavior, child

Just a heads up, you sound like a mammoth cunt whenever you call someone “child” or “little one” you uncreative dunce.

It’s what you call everyone when you legit want to fuck a child.

Huh? What is all this stuff about “dunce” referencing pedos? In European countries it just means “dope”.

It means the same thing here. But that’s relevant to nothing being said in this thread.

You are a simply awful liar

What terrible writing, Fatrick! You are simply an awful liar would have been a much better way to formulate your sentence, you chubby dunce.

So let me get this straight Patrick, you're saying you've been unemployed for 11 YEARS??

Don't you feel shame for being a burden on society and on your own family?

Who pays the bills Patrick, mommy and daddy or is it your wife that goes to work while you stay home to play with your toys and cosplay as an important author?

What message does your books convey to society except for sexual perversions, hate and violence?

Patrick you sicken me.

No, child. I have been self-employed for 11 years. As in, I have run my own business and paid my own bills/taxes for that entire time.

You're really dumb.

Lying again, child

Where at? Is it called Fat Drunk Kid Touchers Incorporated? Or No Daughter LLC?

Alright Patrick, will you publish your tax returns?

We the people ask you to immediately release your full tax returns, with all information needed to verify emoluments clause compliance.

I'm not running for President, child.

You're not running anywhere, fatty.

Except over his relationship with his daughter on the way to the fridge.

Did you see his Tweet today about not regretting having a child? Or, more specifically, he said "he brought a child into the world, taking credit as usual for something someone else did.

No wonder your wife and daughter left you, ya self-obsessed tubagoo. Of course you resent your daughter, you're not mature or man enough to raise one. They would only detract from the time you spend on social media searching in vain for validation. Go post another selfie, you fucking woman. No - don't bother replying to this, don't let me take up more of your time - go on, fatso, go take more pictures of yourself and post them on Instagram like a fucking female. Go on, go do what you do. Go get some likes, you pathetic grown ass 45 year old man.

Speaking of running, something you are incapable of doing as evidenced by the fact that you dropped out of the half marathon, I hope Jonathan runs you over with his truck while getting road head from Adrienne.

self-unemployed

FTFY

No, child. Self-employed. As in makes money working for myself.

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Does he call people child in real life? It's like an OCD thing with him in his replies

But you're good at lying, right? Like when you claim that you're not a failed father. You know, many guys feel like that's the worst thing that a man can be. A failed father.

Uh oh Pat, someone who knows you confirms you’re an unlikeable douchebag. Woopsie Doodles, Child!

Don't ever call someone a child while being as chubby and physically weak as you look, child.

Hey Pat, do you do just life, or life and auto?

You are appreciated, but i believe Adrienne is his ex lesbian lover who left him for a man

Did you sign over custodial rights to your daughter? That's an honest question. I've read that but don't know if it's actually true.

If I was a little girl I can't tell you how embarrassed I would be if my father used words like, sweetie, sweetheart, honey, and child, etc. Really, I would've hope he'd see himself out of my life.

In closing, if it's true that you gave up your parental rights, you leaving your daughter fatherless, might be the nicest and most loving thing you'd ever done for her

You try so hard yet fail so miserably at being the next Douglas Adams, it's beyond cringe. Your lack of self awareness and inability to take criticism is so prevalent in everything you do from your books, to Reddit, to Twitter. When you made that idiotic abortion thought experiment, you were challenged by one of the most influential conservatives, Ben Shapiro. Instead of destroying his position with your superior ideas and making some actual waves, you called him a Nazi and blocked him. Such is the story of your life, Fatrick. Your entire Twitter feed is you sending unwitty "zingers" to your political opponents then blocking them. To you, they just got "owned". To any mature adult, you're a coward and a child who will never grow as a person and will always be a source of embarrassment for those who depend on you to act like an adult/father/husband. Adrienne left you for a real man who drives trucks and has a huge cock. Can you really blame her? No woman wants to raise a daughter with someone who plays with baby toys and drives little motor scooters and gets drunk every day at Hooligan's. And God forbid Adrienne came home one day to see your daughter with a black eye. Your excuse? "She put on a MAGA hat." You're an unhinged manchild who throws temper tantrums on the internet and closes his eyes and covers his ears whenever an adult comes to correct your childish behavior and beliefs.

You try so hard yet fail so miserably at being a trolling nobody, it's beyond cringe.

A good author or relatively clever person would have reworded his whole post, not just the first sentence.

Only if they cared enough to, child.

I don't.

You do care, that’s why you respond to everything like a dope

His deep rooted narcissist personality disorder and daddy love issues make him thrive on achieving a sense of accomplishment and belonging in the universe that is flat out unattainable for him. A sweet sad, fat child with child issues. Like where's his fucking child? Oh yeah being raised by a real man who is a better father figure and bottoms out on Adrienne's cervix on half strokes.

and bottoms out on Adrienne's cervix on half strokes.

Literally better prose than anything XXL Tolkein has ever written

I’ve never seen someone who cares more lol

He’s spent the last 24 hours “not caring” by responding to every comment!

Well you would know about being a nobody, Patrick

"you're cringe" -40 year old star wars toy cry baby

The fact that you have the balls to call anything "cringe" is truly mind-boggling.

This entire brigade against you has nothing to do with your opinions, your politics, your quality of writing, or anything of that nature. It is entirely rooted in the way you present yourself, and the never-ending stream of cringe that you incessantly spew, whether it be on social media, in your "stand-up comedy," in your books, or in these petulant Reddit comments.

Your use of the word "child" has literally given me douche-chills -- physical goosebumps -- on more than one occasion. It's beyond parody. It makes my skin crawl.

Every time I see your face, hear your voice, or read your writing, I get an uneasy, uncomfortable, shameful feeling. It's the type of feeling you get when you watch a video of a guy plan this big extravagant proposal, only for the woman to say "no" and rush away crying while the fireworks are still going off in the background.

Your lack of self-awareness is comical at best, and disturbing at worst. You are a true and utter laughing stock.

Nice commas in, your opening paragraph, child. That's, your writing ability?

Dig up, stupid.

You fat faggot, keep projecting like you're actually achieving anything in this failed fairytale hobby of yours. No one reads your books. You steal ideas from cartoon shows like Futurama and comedic gags from movies like Idiocracy. You physically abused your ex wife like the coward you are because you sure as fuck can't win a fight against another man one on one. Your politics are completely ass backwards, everything you project about the right is actually what you and other faggot lefties are/do. You support and champion pedophile apologists like cat Rambo, where is YOUR FUCKING DAUGHTER Pat? Your a failed comic, author, father, husband and now a failed gardener too. You scream on Twitter in the hope you will get the attention and love your father never gave you because he knew he had a sissy faggot for a son that he was ashamed of. You just couldn't leave it alone... Sniff. Fucking narcissist you are absolutely obsessed with us if your even following this sub. What a fat sweet summer child, child.

dropped

Lol

We all know you like looking at you rotund marathon body in the mirror. Tell us when you are in the industry fatso, then we might listen. Good look selling that kiddie porn.

I've been in the industry for five yeas now, child.

Yeas? I see you proofread your posts as well as those bathroom rags you call novels. What is next, a book on marathon running and nutrient? Will probably sell just as well given you vast knowledge. I bet a book on how to be a good husband, father and provider would be equally credible.

I have copyeditors for that, child.

You better get ghost riders as well because you writing sucks.

Then why all the spelling, grammatical, and syntactical errors in your book, Piggy? They must have a real elite editing team working on your shit over at Tor.

my agent

EW - could you imagine having to deal with this sweathog as part of your job?

That agent and the manager of the Milwaukee Cici's Pizza Buffet are truly saints on eart.

haha, this sub needs more members, don't know how the fuck i missed it

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If you go on goodreads and type out STARSHIP REP... It still doesn’t list his book.

You must have misspelled it, it's actually called Starship Pedo.

Starship Rape-o

I applaud the OP for being able to make Fatrick race over here and type out paragraphs to try and refute the truth. Only confirming it further that a nerve has been hit.

Your books are money losing vanity projects that will never be of any consequence. Loser