My Boston Irish mother is 67 years old, drinks a box of Franzia a day, hasn't excercised since chasing me up the sidewalk as a toddler, and still has less jiggly fat under her arms than this silly tubagoo.
I'm not exaggerating - I tell my darling Mum each time I see her that she's outta shape and she'll never wear a sleeveless dress again if she doesn't shape up - she'll have to wear sweaters over every outfit until the day she dies. And yes, I talk to my mother this way because tough love is how we roll. I know a fatty underarm when I see one, and I can tell you this right now:
That fat fuck cannot bench press 250lbs. He'd struggle with 165. What. A. Fat. Daughterless. Fool.
If you agree, visit and contact his publisher's website, easily accessible if you deduce it from the email address posted on his blog. You can call/email them at your leisure. Alert them that this "author" is not not only a liar, but a social media terrorist, online bully, and delusional sociopath. I won't link the page here for fear of getting the whole sub nuked ... but that can't stop us. DM me if you're too lazy. This tool cannot and will not be allowed to roam free. I've made it my Crusade.
I swear, on my honor as an original pest and autistic degenerate, that I will not rest until we declare victory. Plus, he just skeeves me, dude.
Book of Isaiah; 6:8 ""Then I heard the voice of the Lord, saying "Whom shall I send? Who will go for us?"
And I said, "Here am I. Send me.""
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1 PaulRNelsonn 2019-08-25
My Boston Irish mother is 67 years old, drinks a box of Franzia a day, hasn't excercised since chasing me up the sidewalk as a toddler, and still has less jiggly fat under her arms than this silly tubagoo.
I'm not exaggerating - I tell my darling Mum each time I see her that she's outta shape and she'll never wear a sleeveless dress again if she doesn't shape up - she'll have to wear sweaters over every outfit until the day she dies. And yes, I talk to my mother this way because tough love is how we roll. I know a fatty underarm when I see one, and I can tell you this right now:
That fat fuck cannot bench press 250lbs. He'd struggle with 165. What. A. Fat. Daughterless. Fool.
1 fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-08-25
Yeah him claiming 250 was pretty funny
1 PaulRNelsonn 2019-08-25
If you agree, visit and contact his publisher's website, easily accessible if you deduce it from the email address posted on his blog. You can call/email them at your leisure. Alert them that this "author" is not not only a liar, but a social media terrorist, online bully, and delusional sociopath. I won't link the page here for fear of getting the whole sub nuked ... but that can't stop us. DM me if you're too lazy. This tool cannot and will not be allowed to roam free. I've made it my Crusade. I swear, on my honor as an original pest and autistic degenerate, that I will not rest until we declare victory. Plus, he just skeeves me, dude.
Book of Isaiah; 6:8 ""Then I heard the voice of the Lord, saying "Whom shall I send? Who will go for us?" And I said, "Here am I. Send me.""
1 darryljacoby 2019-08-25
The warning signs were all there, but no one intervened.
I'm talking about that bulbous chin. The kid is going to have a coronary if we don't save him from himself.
1 anorock13 2019-08-25
Left handed shooting always looks awkward.
1 DuckDynastyMILF 2019-08-25
look at that lord of the rings tattoo jiggle.
1 Senior_Poster 2019-08-25
Holy shit he is so fat. Look at his huge chin at the end.
1 Mintwa 2019-08-25
I look forward to this video on CNN when he finally snaps.
1 barlowqt 2019-08-25
Nice cunt wobbling about while you shoot a small calibre machine gun you fat failure.
1 mvcv114 2019-08-25
Nice One Ring tattoo, stupid.
1 BoomersBeefers 2019-08-25
He still thinks XXL is a good fit. Nice tits, flabby.