Our hero, the Hefty Firebrand, is writing an "oped" proving he's morally superior to anyone with a slightly different opinion

6  2019-08-17 by darryljacoby

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Yes, I'm sure every paper in the country is jumping to run an oped that calls half it's readership dog torturing sociopaths. Patrick is pretty unstable, but he's also pretty dumb.

He claims to be a conservative and also a comedian.

Is he finally admitting he's not funny?

"Just finished the rough draft of my latest oped and the phrase that sticks out in my mind is "performative cruelty.""

In other words, "I just read something that I wrote and feel so self-satisfied that I had to tweet about it." What else would you expect from the delusional sociopath who posts 5-star reviews under his own books?