I’m serious. I know you read all of these, you fucking maniac. If you cared about your daughter at least half as much as you think we do about you she wouldn’t be calling another man Dad. Whatever you did to your ex in a fit of drunken rage work on those issues and let her know you’re trying to get better. Maybe then you can get back to being a real parent again and save the dolls for when your little girl’s birthday comes around.

Get a real job and take care of your current wife (while she’s stil around). There’s a reason why Nikki always has that plastered drunk look on her face in all of your IG photos. When people ask her what her husband does for a living she has to say he role plays as a sassy black lady online and churns out bad remedial creative writing class “ novels” nobody reads.

Also, lose some fucking weight you beasts