I'm not fat, child

2  2019-07-31 by Somerville_Dan

7 comments

He gets excited about sup-par bar food. What kind of man pushing 40 posts gross shirtless and gym selfies and pictures of his food? A very sad one, child.

I could never understand why someone would want French fries with their Mexican food.

This is a Wisconsin thing. You should see the size of their women (i.e. Niki). Patrick is a classic "feeder"

It’s hard to find skinny people in Wisconsin, child

This guy drinks and eats as much as he rants about nazis.

Pat strikes me as the kind of dope who considers The Olive Garden to be “authentic Italian”

Nazi’s = Republicans