I'm posting this at work right now

1  2019-10-02 by Big_Apple_Gloryhole

I'm really sick of getting paid a decent salary while occasionally taking time out of my day to post a few things on Reddit while I'm completely unsupervised and on the clock.

Anyone have advice on how I can become an unemployed loser with a failed life? Preferably as a shitty sci-fi author or a cover band musician. I would also like to make obsessing over Reddit posts the focus of my full time effort in lieu of a decent family life.

I'm really fucking jealous of folks who have enviable lifestyles like that, and I'm looking to see if I can elevate to that level.

Any pointers?

7 comments

1  fawwkyeah 2019-10-02

I too am shitposting at work, oh how I wish I could just sit in a gay TGI Friday’s bar in Milwaukee all day LARPING as a political firebrand, or play awful boomer tunes in a shitty dive bar in Bel Air Maryland or some shithole like that, what an amazing life

1  OpiesInstantReplay 2019-10-02

I’m only an adult with a full time job posting on break right now, so I don’t know dick about being unemployed.

1  OutlawMemer 2019-10-02

First thing's first, do you have a pissy-eyed coward little brother or a gap-toothed second, better wife with Dumbo ears?

1  Big_Apple_Gloryhole 2019-10-02

Damn it, that's where I must have fucked up!

1  IronCock_ 2019-10-02

I’m a telemetry tech avoiding flatlining patients so I can find ways to crop a dick in Joe Cumia’s mouth. I feel you, brothaman.

1  JosefKWasArrested 2019-10-02

I’m a telemetry tech

No you're not, child.

1  Nothing_of_merit 2019-10-02

Start by changing your diet, a certain dietician we all know and respect could give you some tips to slim your way to success...