Day 1 on the high seas. I took a shit on the boat and now it smells bad. Tried to take a dump overboard but nearly capsized the vessel. I am almost out of ham cubes and red gatorade. The sea water is TOO SALTY TO DRINK. AntH will remember I'm out here and save me. He loves me after all.

1  2019-10-02 by ILoveWhores69

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I am Fatso the sailor-man, toot toot.