Patrick will never have his daughter's love at his deathbed

1  2019-10-02 by StarbuckAndCasey

4 comments

And it's hilarious.

Like he’s going to die in a bed at an appropriate age, and not topple off the back of a barstool with a coronary in his late 40’s!

”I’ll have the love of my millions of fans, child. Much more than you’ll ever have”

Twitter won't be there at his bedside, either. Social media validation means nothing in the real world, little nothing.

For someone who obsesses about Twitter, he doesn't grasp how it works. Viral tweets mean dick unless you are a celebrity. People only look at the content of the tweet; not it's source. His name still has no cache, and a hundred other viral tweets won't change that.

Why? Because he doesn't have a blue checkmark, and he isn't a celebrity or a "name". And he never will be.