Why would you tell a group of 1,000 people with severe personality disorders that you're senior girlfriend "squirts" on you?
1 2019-10-02 by aRTie02150
Some old lady's incontinence isn't something to brag about.
1 2019-10-02 by aRTie02150
Some old lady's incontinence isn't something to brag about.
14 comments
1 Separate_Possibility 2019-10-02
he's a bar mitvah entertainer.
1 Carol_Maxheimer 2019-10-02
You men are just jealous that none of you can get your significant others off like that. Joey is a very sensual lover.
And even though he’s built good, he wears a Call of Duty shirt while we make whoopie to hide that well built upper body since he’s so humble.
1 thrillated 2019-10-02
Making a girl squirt all over the place gets old pretty fast, the odor is not great
1 SamcroJoeCafe 2019-10-02
We don't have severe personality disorders. We're just assholes.
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-10-02
Speak for yourself
1 aRTie02150 2019-10-02
It's a tough one man.
1 aRTie02150 2019-10-02
Whoops. I wrote you're instead of your. ¡Qué tonto!
1 The_Rev_Al_Jolson 2019-10-02
Why would you also show them a picture of your driver's license? Or challenge them to call CPS on you? Or operate a business listed at your personal address instead pf a PO Box? Or post racially charged, unbelievably reprehensible things under your own name to a public forum like Twitter? All of these questions have the same answer
1 dazzlefloss 2019-10-02
he doesnt understand that its a little less upsetting when an attractive young woman does it.
lady riff-raff shooting off a musty yellow spray while a cowman impotently flops around on her whilst imagining a boy isnt quite the same thing as a young, supple, well hydrated woman losing control due to the sheer force placed against her bottom end by functional male penis meat.
1 Iguckfoats 2019-10-02
As time goes on, some of joes ridiculous bragging gets even funnier. Example:
opienanthony BrotherJoesCunt -23 points 5 months ago Carols body pisses all over that jiggly piece of Goya shit. It’s always cracked me up. Hysterical how you folks pontificate over the age of women that Anthony and I prefer to date and exaggerate everything in hopes of getting some kind of angry reaction from either of us. Which you never get. Anthony doesn’t read anything you write. Ever. He was done here months ago. Joe? He’s not poking the “bees nest” (oooooooooohhhh sooo SCARY!!) with a stick anymore. He took it out of the tree and kicks it around like a soccer ball...watching all the dizzy little bees fly around all traumatized and unorganized. Then he gets STUNG!!!! Something like this:
“DOY.. er-uh... Anthony grooms 2 year olds and Joe fucks corpses!!! THEY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY DO!!! See how many times I said REALLY? now do ya buhleeeve me, it’s TRUE, it REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY IS..... REALLY!!!!!!!”
You’ve become amusing at best.
1 THE69IQ 2019-10-02
Because it's the same guy who brags about being a "touring musician" while simultaneously complaining for eight paragraphs about only getting a $4.50 discount on an Irish coffee from his acoustic gig at an Applebees knockoff.
To answer your question: he's just not very smart.
1 4stepsbackward 2019-10-02
Just imagine the stench of old person and piss in their bedroom.
1 SpitItoutSocrates123 2019-10-02
My girlfriend pisses the bed. Take that redditards!
1 Psych555 2019-10-02
Because mentally Joe is a twelve year old.