We got to meet Penn Jillette last night! You see? Joey wasn’t lying about being 6’1. #alphamale

1  2019-10-02 by Carol_Maxheimer

36 comments

Can't be too hard to meet the guy who was also catfished by the same pretend 14-year-old as your brother. They're would-be pedo Eskimo brothers, Joe has an in.

Why are you people so mean to Joey’s brother Tony?

It looks like a meet and greet after a Penn & Teller show. Penn & Teller do those for free, so Joe waited in line an hour or more. Photo with Penn COMP'D.

Nice Call of Duty t-shirt grandpa.

What is it with the Cumias and shite t shirts?

Ant got them for free when he was on the radio (before his lost his job due to a racist tirade on Twitter because a black woman yelled at him for taking a creep shot) so the Cumia boys show them off and consider them a perk off being famous. Guineas are dumb.

What, you wouldn't wear a comp'd tshirt?

i've said it once and i'll say it again, he wears the sons of anarchy jackets and video t-shirts because he wants to feel like he 'gets' the younger guys yet this kind of apparel is something a young guy should feel embarrassed for wearing.

Its not stolen valour if you advertise doing stealth ops with NPC McTavish on normal difficulty

Not to mention that's a 5 year old shirt by this point going by which version of call of duty it's advertising

He's not gonna wife you, sis.

Carol looks like a creepy ghost you'd see in a horror movie.

You’ll only see me in your dreams, sweetie.

Joe standing on his tppy toes here to pretend he's tall

Bitch looks like that swamp vampire that attacked Cassidy.

Did Penn conjure a hagraven?

More like destroying a horcrux.

He owns like 3 pairs of clothing from Marshals.

Rumor has it Penn was meeting with Joe to get the "Thinner" curse Carol put on him removed. That is one ghoulish bitch.

Fuck! Carol looking especially sloppy and trashy here.

She looks like the gimp hand guy from scary movie 2.

Uhh, did you know that yes, she does squirt?

Battery acid, maybe

She is giving Penn the ol' you give me 2 bits and I will give you a good time eyes.

She's old, child.

Carol reminiscing about when she dated white men with jobs.

I would rather fuck Penn Gillette. He at least was on an episode of Miami Vice.

Carol looks to be going bald.

Man, Joe really gets gussied up when he’s out on vacation.

Carol looking at a real man like Penn Jillette with doe eyes. Looks like she is almost mid-squirt

Look out, she is a squirter.

He takes photos with everyone after show.

Is that baldopie on the right? These Cumias just can't stop fucking Opies.

"Mr. Jillette! You don't know me but I'm Anthony Cumias brother" "I'm sorry who?" "Uh Anthony Cumia you were on his radio show on Sirius xm" "Oh right, right. The Howard Stern guy. He outta rehab yet? I heard he fucked his nose up something awful" "... Yeah. Anyway, get I get a picture?" "Sure. Why don't you let your Bret Michael's cosplayer friend in the shot too? Get over here, guy".

Christ, Penn Gillette looks... Not bad by any means, just like a completely different person now. Not sure I'd have recognized him

Otis Firefly is looking at Penn with googoo eyes 🥺