I'd be a pathetic piece of shit like that myself if I was even a slightly public person. But I'd have the goddamn common sense not to admit to that. Be pathetic, but hide it, you fat idiot.
I hope that kid never discovers this Patrick Tomlinson, he will have to change his name out of embarrassment. Funny that Pat doesn’t get any mentions for him since...he’s a nobody.
Wasn't he calling someone here stupid for mistaking him for another Patrick Tomlinson who owed rent? Yet here he is taking pride in the accomplishments of some 10 year old "name twin"
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1 YangChensFenderStore 2019-10-02
I'd be a pathetic piece of shit like that myself if I was even a slightly public person. But I'd have the goddamn common sense not to admit to that. Be pathetic, but hide it, you fat idiot.
1 ANAL_HIV_AIDS_DEATH 2019-10-02
We have grown men willingly posting videos of themselves crying because of a Star Wars trailer. Shame has left America
1 EasilyForgotten1138 2019-10-02
Of course it's a kid, so naturally Fat Pat's obsessed with it. 3 comments - all him. What an obscurity burger.
1 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-10-02
I hope that kid never discovers this Patrick Tomlinson, he will have to change his name out of embarrassment. Funny that Pat doesn’t get any mentions for him since...he’s a nobody.
1 THE_BREWERS_LOST_LOL 2019-10-02
What is Google alerts and how can I spam Fatrick with alerts reminding him that Jonathan Snyder fucked his wife?
1 SamcroJoeCafe 2019-10-02
Wasn't he calling someone here stupid for mistaking him for another Patrick Tomlinson who owed rent? Yet here he is taking pride in the accomplishments of some 10 year old "name twin"
1 ANAL_HIV_AIDS_DEATH 2019-10-02
“Name twin”. Lord. strike me down before I can bring kids into this world.
1 TheDarkFezRises 2019-10-02
Why is this his life?