What's that site that keeps track of how man Twitter followers you gained or lost each day?

1  2019-10-02 by back_2_obscurity

My new bit is going to be reminding Patrick each day that he loses followers. "Oh, no, sweetie. No. It looks like you lost -20 followers today. Could it be because they thought you're a dumb insufferable asshole?"

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Oh, fat sweet summer child. Looks like you lost -10 followers today. Oopsie doodles.

Shit will piss him off.

And even if his bloated ass gains followers I'll just remind him that they're stupid Fucking faggots and his opinion means jack shit because he has no blue checkmark next to his stupid name.

Tyfys.

Looks like he steadily loses followers everyday. He's totally reliant on getting a "viral tweet" so he gets a bunch of followers and then back to losing more followers per day than gained as they realize what a tubby prick he is. He has to have less than 100 genuine fans.

1,766 Tweets in 13 days. What a cool guy.

How is that even possible?

All you have to do is reply to every question or gentle criticism with “you’re dumb child” “yes it is child” “you’re stupid, yes it is” “my incel cyberstalkers” and so on and you can rack those Tweets up too.