Who would win in a fight? Beet or Patrick?

1  2019-10-02 by Sergeant_Joseph_Spud

14 comments

1  SnakeBlizkin 2019-10-02

Beet

1  Sergeant_Joseph_Spud 2019-10-02

Coo be

1  NicodemoScarfo 2019-10-02

Fuck his ex-wife baby juice would beat the shit out of Fatso.

1  Palmdale__Chimp 2019-10-02

I think Beet is undefeated in like 35 fights. 85 fights, dude.

1  The_Rev_Al_Jolson 2019-10-02

Patrick can barely beat his own dick

1  mvcv114 2019-10-02

He sure can put a hurt on the floor.

1  Sternacthegreat 2019-10-02

Pat has never had this level of fitness -

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJNmh-LcEJw .

1  Sergeant_Joseph_Spud 2019-10-02

Damn! I guess it’s easy when you’re 7’0 and 400 pounds.

1  Bot_Metric 2019-10-02

Damn! I guess it’s easy when you’re 7’0 and 181.4 kilograms.

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1  PatrickisaFag2 2019-10-02

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1  PatrickisaFag2 2019-10-02

u/patricktomlinson

1  sf69err 2019-10-02

Beet and it isn’t close

1  A_Real_OG_Readmore 2019-10-02

Little Mac and King Hippo.