Reminder: Patrick paid $5k to get his Twitter account back because he was attached to his follower numbers. He didn't confidently think he could get them back on his own.

1  2019-10-02 by back_2_obscurity

Fuckin fat idiot could have just started a whole new account. But nnnnooooo, he had to keep his NUMBAHS.

The funniest thing will always be how they took his Twitter away and when they gave it back they took his blue check away HAHA HOLY SHIT. That was Twitter saying, "u/patrickstomlinson don't matter and never will, child.".

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As a guy who cares deeply about popularity metrics, he should be reminded how shit his reddit karma is. By his own standards, he shouldn't expect his opinion to carry much weight around here.