Apparently people who look amazing wear sunglasses, hide most of their body in pictures, and skew the remaining part of their body to be as flattering as possible. The one on the top right is the worst. He's clenching his fist and popping out his shoulder blade to look like a muscle. All it does is highlight the fact that his trap is actually rather small.
14 comments
1 fourStrokes1900 2019-10-02
Its not like we took the photos though. He posted these and was subsequently ridiculed
1 Fitzsimmons5 2019-10-02
Total dad bod without the excuse of having a daughter to look after.
Sure we're impressed, big man
1 Twatsmash 2019-10-02
I have three and still look considerably better. Genuinely, I’d tell you if I was lying.
1 PatrickisaFag 2019-10-02
Titty boy needs a bra.
1 PhishInVa2 2019-10-02
Those are pectoral muscles, little nothings.
1 Twatsmash 2019-10-02
“If I take a crane shot my triple chin is only slightly noticeable!”
1 MrMoore_33 2019-10-02
Keep smiling, you fucking fag. Your downfall will be hilarious not that you have that far to go.
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-10-02
He looks like mark ruffalos gay retarded brother that works at the gas station.
1 Twatsmash 2019-10-02
Retardation does run in the family.
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-10-02
This guy got it. My nigga
1 HandsomeMyles 2019-10-02
tough guys have barbed wire tattoos dont they
1 RaymondHenderson 2019-10-02
They don't call him P-Titty for nothing
1 gregorio_ilidivich_2 2019-10-02
Apparently people who look amazing wear sunglasses, hide most of their body in pictures, and skew the remaining part of their body to be as flattering as possible. The one on the top right is the worst. He's clenching his fist and popping out his shoulder blade to look like a muscle. All it does is highlight the fact that his trap is actually rather small.
1 Twatsmash 2019-10-02
When he wears clothes it’s clear his traps don’t really exist.