Good lord. Can you imagine Niki just standing there amidst piles of toys and unsold books watching this slob blorp up his third Chalupa Cravings Box of the day?
Pat for months - “Nikki, I NEED you to pay for a lawyer so I can get my twitter account back so I can promote my books. The sales along will triple what we spent!”
Pat Today - “I have the shits, I must tell the internet all the details!”
This fat faggot has probably never been to the Bellagio, if he had he would have known that his asshole would have had to be synchronized to music for this terrible joke to even make sense. In closing, Patrick is an active coprophilic pedophile.
This fat fuck eats the shittiest, most unhealthy food known to man. And as if that's not enough, he feels the need to share with his "fans" that he has a case of the shits.
23 comments
1 GumAndPennies 2019-09-18
Good lord. Can you imagine Niki just standing there amidst piles of toys and unsold books watching this slob blorp up his third Chalupa Cravings Box of the day?
1 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-09-18
Pat for months - “Nikki, I NEED you to pay for a lawyer so I can get my twitter account back so I can promote my books. The sales along will triple what we spent!”
Pat Today - “I have the shits, I must tell the internet all the details!”
Money well wasted, child.
1 Lordtelefonemane 2019-09-18
He sure is working on those "algorithms"
1 ListOf300IPAddresses 2019-09-18
That blue tick will be back any day now
1 peckaface 2019-09-18
Imagine feeling the need to tweet this. Why does he think people want/need to know he has the shits?
1 ellencakehorn 2019-09-18
It's more valuable than his usual output, I'll give him that.
1 instarembling 2019-09-18
He just leads a boring stupid life, for him having an irregular shit is something of value.
1 billdipshitbellamy 2019-09-18
Pat's just trying to get an op/ed in The Diarrhea Times
1 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-09-18
Remember, he paid money to get his twitter back to tell people he had the shits. And Pat says WE’RE the losers!
1 PatrickisaFag 2019-09-18
This fat faggot has probably never been to the Bellagio, if he had he would have known that his asshole would have had to be synchronized to music for this terrible joke to even make sense. In closing, Patrick is an active coprophilic pedophile.
1 naked_militiaman 2019-09-18
Let’s hope his next ailment is synchronized to TAPS.
1 PatricksWaterheadBro 2019-09-18
This fat fuck eats the shittiest, most unhealthy food known to man. And as if that's not enough, he feels the need to share with his "fans" that he has a case of the shits.
What a fucking weirdo
1 FrightyFright 2019-09-18
It’s not food poisoning, fatty, you’re gorging yourself on fucking Taco Bell. Eating 10 chalupas is gonna give you the shits, stupid.
1 Jung_Skywalker 2019-09-18
All his little tales are so unoriginal. The getting the shits from Taco Bell thing is the hackiest unamusing story or lie anyone could ever tell.
1 fatty-patty- 2019-09-18
Next he'll make the super original joke about having trouble putting ikea furniture together.
1 ellencakehorn 2019-09-18
*Did you ever try to open a bag of airplane peanuts and realize another man is raising your daughter? What...is...the deal? *
1 ClintWiseblood 2019-09-18
Why even bother going to the gym?
Oh yeah, he doesn't go there to lose weight, he just wants people to think he works out so everyone know that he's a "tough guy".
1 peckaface 2019-09-18
Listen child, I just did 5 minutes on the treadmill, that deserves a treat
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-09-18
What's funny is the closest taco Bell is like 15 minutes away. Must have had a hankering.
1 ClintWiseblood 2019-09-18
I'm sure fatass has worn away the glossy layer of his phone screen where the Grubhub shortcut is located.
1 ellencakehorn 2019-09-18
I wonder why he's tweeting about himself when his wife must have had food poisoning too. Unless...
1 FlatlipsTLumpyson 2019-09-18
She only eats fried chicken and watermelon, the same as her lovers.
1 percykaramello 2019-09-18
I hope it's stomach cancer.