Drunk Fatrick tells the truth

1  2019-09-18 by instarembling

18 comments

I love my chubby radar-eared second wife

HAHA HOLY SHIT

When did he get together with Nikki? Did he say this when they were together?

Good question sir!

Upload date of the video it was taken from is Jul 10, 2016.

He got together with Nikki on 2011, poor gal.

The original video from which I'm assuming this is an outtake has a date of Feb 24, 2015.

Which is still odd though because if he got together with Niki in 2011, it means he was saying this while he was with his second, better wife.

What a blooper!

Laughing about children getting molested/raped. WHY DOES HE HATE CHILDREN SO MUCH.

Nice, ripping to ensure this never goes away

EVERYTHING with this guy centers around children

Nikki has low self-esteem and standards, child

Looks like he's in his second trimester.

Oh no, I hope /u/Patrickstomlinson doesn't see this!! He'd probably be embarrassed this got out.

PRO TIP: We all already saved a local copy and will repost forever.

Lol, I hope his better, fatter wife never sees this.

I would miss her to Patso, she was a 10 compared to the 6 you are with now.

We know Fatso, we know.

She does not miss you.

I refuse to listen to his awful voice. Can someone give me the gist of what happens in video?

He says "I miss my ex wife" while looking like he wants to cry

The laugh goes perfect with his confession.