some of you may know me as a science fiction author, *chuckles* which is my actual full time job

1  2019-09-18 by Python_Jon

8 comments

this nigga can't afford an order of mozzarella sticks at hooligans happy hour off his book sales. who the fuck does he think he's fooling? it's public record, child.

He sounds like a loser if you don't mind my saying.

A fat loser if you want to get technical about it.

We've got the book receipts, child

Lol it WAS 5 books a month. Nice retention level, stupid.

That fucking pic is infuriating

I make a whopping $40 a month, child.

That's only on Amazon child. Most of my sales come from the trunk of my car. That way, its pure profit.