No bacon, egg, cheese on a roll this morning…
1 2019-10-02 by ILoveWhores69
Day 1 of an old school no-KP, no-carbs, only healthy fats diet. 6 incredibly unhealthy meals/snacks day and a lean and green (6oz meat and salad covered in salad sauce) at night. Not drinking much cum at all, so to quit altogether is big deal. Back to Sashimi, and NO KP AT ALL AFTER 8pm.
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I’ve been feeling like retarded nigger since putting on 40lbs over the last 2 months…Lower back fucked up, can’t bend straight over to tie my white sneakers without breathing hard and farting, feels like I’m laying face first on a manatee if I try to get fucked at the big apple ranch in my fat ass…
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A high weight of 310 today folks. It will only go down from here.
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ANYONE CAN DO IT. Takes will power and the desire to feel healthy and delusionally overestimating my will power. I quit smoking and (backmin the day) blow…cold turkey. Just stopped at will. Me me me look at me.
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If you follow this plan and get your body into “fat burning mode” (takes about 2 days of hardcore diet adjustment) WITH NO KP…and the weight will fall off of you like a terminal AIDS patient.
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(No offense AIDS patients….)
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Goal- 210lbs…
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PS- I cover my fatness up well. Being 6’ 1” helps big time.
11 comments
1 Sueable 2019-10-02
Ahhh this is just a good time.
1 Patrickisapedo 2019-10-02
He's about a fat dumb fuck eh?
1 ILoveWhores69 2019-10-02
fat burning mode
1 GreekIsExtra 2019-10-02
Joe thinks "eating healthy fats" means sucking off Tim Dillon instead of indiscriminately hoovering cum off the glory hole floor.
1 RealTonySchiavone 2019-10-02
Got any recipes?
1 ILoveWhores69 2019-10-02
SLICED HAM CUBES WITH FULL FAT MAYO 😎
1 Midian9876 2019-10-02
Joe Cumia is a nigger
1 Dennyislife 2019-10-02
How the FUCK does anyone put on 40lbs in 32 days?
1 ObsessiveMuso 2019-10-02
Every time I see this I laugh at the fact that the fat fuck doesn't call it a "Bacon egg and cheese biscuit".
Or just "bacon egg and cheese" and then nothing because everyone besides him knows what that is.
1 LiberalPussy 2019-10-02
Or just a breakfast sandwich
1 cumiatrash 2019-10-02
ANYONE. CAN. DO . IT.