So by a medical standard it would be obese? Is that his word play. I know now that we see people his size everywhere, people have lowered their standards for what is “fat”, but the medical definition of obese hasn’t changed.

Can we get a pic of him pinching his gut with fat calipers. That's a reasonable request and would settle this debate once and for all, no?

"There's no need, child."

If you prove to him you're an underrepresented minority who needs him to defend your freedom and honor in this world, he may actually let you caliper his fat gut yourself. Lucky you

Pat's idea of his weight is peak delusion. I can tell by looking at him that his BMI is almost certainly obese.

The bmi is inaccurate for elite athletes, child.

Hes fat and doughy as shit. He thinks because the majority of people are morbidly obese, his regular obesity is healthy.

Fred-Flintstone-bodied is not a medical standard but it's an apt assessment. Fatty.

He literally has reverse body dysmorphia.

He always looks disgusting--nipples protruding--in any shirt. Very very disrespectful.

Children find my body non-threatening, child. It’s merely pedoflauge, child.

The first idea all of us thought when we saw him was fat jokes. He's not fooling anyone.

That’s a very good point. I can’t think of any examples of us throwing fat around unless it was merited, we just pick on something else.

He really believes his blubber makes him look buff.

honey_lump got a nigga's ribs...

What does that even mean

This is fucking insane