Why are millennials always getting sick?
0 2016-06-01 by JoeCumiaSr
I caught the fucking flu from a millennial coworker for the 2Nd time this year. I'm missing out on wok because these millenials are so unhealthy they're always getting sick. Wtf do millenials eat? Do they even take vitamin d?
10 comments
9 Polytronism 2016-06-01
Because your generation sanitized the shit outta us so we were unable to build up our immune systems.
tl;dr It's never my fault, it's yours.
5 jakdak 2016-06-01
We were overdue for another JoeCumiaSr shitpost...
0 JoeCumiaSr 2016-06-01
My threads are better than your shitty comments.
2 doosnoo 2016-06-01
my assumption is a lot of millenials did not get breast feed
2 highflyin 2016-06-01
Their Mommy was constantly wiping things down with Lysol and Purell. When I was a kid if something fell on the floor, my mom wiped it on her shirt (if that) and handed it back to me. Our generation (I'm mid 30's) and older got sick as infants and toddlers so that we wouldn't get sick as we got older. We built up a tolerance. We also got immunized for a lot of things that thanks to Jenny McCarthy, no one since 1995 has.
0 JoeCumiaSr 2016-06-01
I ask for extra vaccines when I get my yearly flu shot.
1 highflyin 2016-06-01
I'm a rebel. I don't get a flu shot.
0 xoemoscrubxo 2016-06-01
umm like because its 2016 and we don't have free healthcare. like its common sense. maybe if you werent FORCED to work so many hours just to like live and stuff because of capitalism and stuff it wouldnt matter if you just took a couple days off to LITERALLY get healthy. You think you have it bad imagine all of the poor minorities who feel the cold worst because they are like literally fleeing a warzone and dont have the privileges you have to deal with the flu. Or women who are discriminated agains everyday by airconditioning controlled by a male dominated power structure in your company. I literally cant even. You need to check your privilege ✊✊✊✊✊
-1 Pale_Pen15 2016-06-01
I don't get sick but I'm usually hungover and call out for that reason
2 JoeCumiaSr 2016-06-01
You sound like my oldest son except he never had a job chuckles