It’s probably one of the only shirts that he has that he thinks fits and hides his fatness. He’s really packed on weight since he publicly announced he was starting a successful diet.
The secret of the HAMCUBE™ diet is that you put on weight FIRST before entering FAT BURNING MODE, Joe has this all planned out like the scientifically minded person he is. No bacon, egg, cheese on a roll this morning...
he might vaguely remember being on O&A many years ago as an occasional thing he did to promote his magic act. There's no way he had any idea who "Brother Joe" was
"he remembered us" don't you mean you accosted him at the aftershow meet and greet and proclaimed "im anthony cumias brother, do you remember my brother?" The fucking idiot makes it sound like Penn was walking about and spotted joe and csrol and thought "best say hi to two old acquaintances"
Nice hand me down shirt from your brother's pile of free T-shirts from Rockstar games before he got arrested and became persona non grata there, stupid.
Teller doesn't usually talk but he called Joe a boomer faggot and said he could smell carol's rotten cunt from the stage. He then refused to take a photo with them.
34 comments
1 JoeBot100 2019-10-03
Haggard old cunt.
1 NewbornFleshlight 2019-10-03
“God damn rich cunt”
1 chato_reyes 2019-10-03
She's bald?
She's BALD!
1 Sternacridesagain 2019-10-03
The bitch looks like a balding Brian Dennehy. Thehair probably comes out in clumps.
1 BigDickedRapist 2019-10-03
Easier for joe to pretend she's a man if she goes bald
1 TangerineDRxReam 2019-10-03
Crypt-keeper ass nigga
1 Smurfboy82 2019-10-03
Hope she didn’t squirt all over Penn; a real celebrity.
Joe was prob cursing and wringing her panties out as she drove on the ride home.
1 TheRapistWithHIV 2019-10-03
You sure that's not a BaldOpie masterpiece?
1 Carol_Maxheimer_ 2019-10-03
It’s the lighting! You people are so mean to me.
1 Joe_Cumias_DD214 2019-10-03
How long before she looks like Devin Townsend?
1 Obi_Boi_Kenobi 2019-10-03
What the fuck is with this old idiot and call of duty shirts.
1 war-admiral 2019-10-03
It’s probably one of the only shirts that he has that he thinks fits and hides his fatness. He’s really packed on weight since he publicly announced he was starting a successful diet.
1 ILoveWhores69 2019-10-03
The secret of the HAMCUBE™ diet is that you put on weight FIRST before entering FAT BURNING MODE, Joe has this all planned out like the scientifically minded person he is. No bacon, egg, cheese on a roll this morning...
1 Knife_rapistXYZ 2019-10-03
He doesn't remember you stupid, you reminded him multiple times and he begrudgingly took this photo with you.
1 PlumpFonald 2019-10-03
He's making it seem like Penn recognized him from the stage and wanted to get a photo with him.
Both Penn and Teller take pictures with any and all audience members that want to after every single show as they exit the theater.
1 PlumpFonald 2019-10-03
This is basically what it is like
1 MonsterSteve 2019-10-03
Yep the same walls. Idiot acted like he had a private sit down with him.
1 anthonycuminyaface 2019-10-03
he might vaguely remember being on O&A many years ago as an occasional thing he did to promote his magic act. There's no way he had any idea who "Brother Joe" was
1 SwaG-JuGGalO-YoLO69 2019-10-03
I'm surprised he brought out the call of duty shirt with sleeves. Looks like a fancy night out
1 BrianI87 2019-10-03
"My brother is Anthony from the Opie and Anthony Show."
"Oh yeah, I remember that show.."
That's him "remembering" Joe
1 CaffreyCat8 2019-10-03
Think Anthony could get him now? No? Why ever not?!?!??
1 quasi104 2019-10-03
god shes ugly. fuck.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-10-03
Her face ruined my dinner
1 MothingOfNerit 2019-10-03
"he remembered us" don't you mean you accosted him at the aftershow meet and greet and proclaimed "im anthony cumias brother, do you remember my brother?" The fucking idiot makes it sound like Penn was walking about and spotted joe and csrol and thought "best say hi to two old acquaintances"
1 SelfCuttingGhoul 2019-10-03
Nice hand me down shirt from your brother's pile of free T-shirts from Rockstar games before he got arrested and became persona non grata there, stupid.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-10-03
Fuckin' thirsty for fame ain't he
1 fatty-patty- 2019-10-03
Teller doesn't usually talk but he called Joe a boomer faggot and said he could smell carol's rotten cunt from the stage. He then refused to take a photo with them.
1 HappyFriendlyBot 2019-10-03
Hi, fatty-patty-!
I hope today is treating you well! Have a good one!
-HappyFriendlyBot
1 fatty-patty- 2019-10-03
Fuck yourself faggot bot.
1 jokespot 2019-10-03
It's from all that squirting.
1 LamarThePotato 2019-10-03
These people came out of a Iron Maiden album cover.
1 telemecanique 2019-10-03
how do you even get call of duty shirt? do you buy it like a dipshit or was it some freebie?
1 titbiggers 2019-10-03
HE REMEMBERS US...! I'M IMPORTANT...! ... I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW TO USE PUNCTUATION...!
1 amotionactor 2019-10-03
Penn probly barely remembers irrelevant Anthony. This faggot annoyed so many security guards saying he’s his brother