r/blackcaviar: I wonder how often suburban moms point towards the county-fair stage and say "This is why you need to do well in school, son. You don't wanna end up like that man do you?"

I wonder how often suburban moms point towards the county-fair stage and say "This is why you need to do well in school, son. You don't wanna end up like that man do you?"

1 2019-09-20 by Sergeant_Joseph_Spud

High school dropout

7 comments

1 Nothing_of_merit 2019-09-20

"Jokes on you libtards, my cotton candy and corndog are comped"

1 Sergeant_Joseph_Spud 2019-09-20

He's a retarded carny.

1 Leofan7 2019-09-20

No red Gatorade? SUBPOENA!

1 PeeSoup3030 2019-09-20

Then they point at Carol and discuss the dangers of crystal meth

1 thrillated 2019-09-20

With incontinence running down her leg

1 IAmNotFatChild 2019-09-20

County fairs haul in big names. Joe couldn't even qualify to be their opener.

1 Leofan7 2019-09-20

When I was a kid our county fair had John Conlee one evening and you would have thought Led Zeppelin got back together. Drunk old couples screaming the words to Rose Colored Glasses until they passed out.