Earned his brown wings on the first day.

1  2019-09-20 by StentFeznor

16 comments

1  LamarThePotato 2019-09-20

Private cocksucker first-class

1  MonsterSteve 2019-09-20

Small Ball Joey Coon First Class

1  TheGunsOfProvolone 2019-09-20

Private? He usually does it in public!

1  Brotherman_1 2019-09-20

THATS IT! that should be the picture of this sub.

1  late_50s_why 2019-09-20

*next sub

1  TR4UM4T1Z3D 2019-09-20

Someone save it

1  Audibledogfarts 2019-09-20

Every sub

1  Knife_rapist 2019-09-20

You captured his cow eyes perfectly.

1  JoeCumiaWearsDIAPERS 2019-09-20

The earring is pure brilliance

1  FonaldPlump 2019-09-20

Tuskegee Blowsmen

1  gunstore 2019-09-20

This would make a great Wonder Showzen cartoon

1  JohnJJohnsonMN 2019-09-20

Those aren't dicks, they're cannons

1  SpitItoutSocratesxyz 2019-09-20

Imagine being so proud of your military service that you bring it up in every conversation that you can, nearly every aspect of your life revolves around it in some way, and it's clear that your trying to make it part of your identity.

Now imagine it being so dismissively mocked like this. There is no way Joe won't see this and just fucking fume. The next time he tries one of his little bullshit Facebook stories about pointing at his gay airborne hat, he'll think of this. This is wonderful.

1  itrits 2019-09-20

Amazing stuff.

1  SaltyDog86 2019-09-20

You just know “it’s raining men” was playing in Joes head during the showers in boot camp

1  Alfred_Hitchcuck 2019-09-20

Colonel Queer.