There's a high comedy moment coming within the next few years.

1  2019-09-20 by lawyerherelistenup

"little person" comedian Brad Williams was on Jim and Sam today. His wife is 6 months pregnant. They have a 70 lb pitbull. He says "pitbulls are known to be good with kids so we're not worried.". He was serious.

9 comments

1  thebasketcase89 2019-09-20

Lol the nanny breed lie is going to lead to a tiny casket and one full dog

1  PsychopathyRed 2019-09-20

one full dog

Ribs nigga

1  fourStrokes1900 2019-09-20

My first question is, how did you manage to listen to Jim and Sam

1  lawyerherelistenup 2019-09-20

I think you mean tyfys. Someone has to collect Intel

1  fourStrokes1900 2019-09-20

To what end. I would rather recreationally take chemotherapy treatment, than listen to that

1  DBerkowitz44 2019-09-20

He must be a prisoner at Guantanamo Bay. Anyone would cop to anything after 5 minutes of that shit. How is it possible to be obnoxious and horrendously boring at the same time?

1  Justsomeapple4 2019-09-20

A lot of midgets tend to kill themselves. A disproportionate amount, actually. Hervé Villechaize off of Fantasy Island. I think somebody from the Time Bandits did. I suppose they must get really sad about like... being really little and that... people looking at them, laughing at them, calling them names. You know, "short arse". There's another famous midget. I miss him but I can't remember. It's not the R2D2 man; no, he's still going. I hope your midget doesn't kill himself. Your dream sequence will be fucked.

1  Jungies 2019-09-20

If Brad hasn't saddled that dog and ridden into battle I'll be pissed.

1  throwawawyy2 2019-09-20

Thats like a regular sized person having a pet polar bear. Tf is wrong with him