Joe "Fat Tits" Cumia playing 'Lovin, Touchin, Squeezin'. Lots of funny shots of the pathetically small crowd.

1  2019-09-20 by JoeCumiaDotCom

16 comments

If you told people this was a benefit concert for bands featuring slow adults nobody would bat a fucking eye.

Ever notice how u/DOXXER100 ALWAYS has to try and harmonize with the lead singer in every fucking video. Hey, stupid, your voice is even worse than your guitar playing.

He thinks every appearance is his big chance. He thinks he's Mark Wahlberg in that Rockstar movie.

Got axial segments of a niggas skeleton undertaking mild unpleasant sensory and emotional experiences associated with actual or potential tissue damage, or described in terms of such damages TA-DAY

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Yes, I thesaurus Joe'd this

Nigga stupid

I figured the venue would be The Big Apple Ranch, but then again Joe is a big hit and ‘squeeze’ with the fellas there if you know what I mean.

The singer isn't bad. It must suck to have joe leech off your singing to harmonize.

That’s Gene “real ass dude” Marchello.

He’s not afraid to curb-stomp a Cumia.

1:47 for "Nana" singalong.

Eatin' Sweatin' Moochin'

I mean...Joe isn't awful guitar-wise here. Singing, stage presence, appearance is terrible as expected. Nice transformers shirt, stupid.

I'd describe Joe's guitar playing as he does, "Sufficiently enough" He has his moments then his guitar sounds all shitty and out-of tune for a few seconds hen he's back to playing okay.

Yeah, but it’s standard rock-scale shit. You learn that the first time out playing guitar. Em to G to C to Dm to Am to whatever: Every nigga knows those chords and can put them in any song. Joes doing that here, then going into basic lead shit. Nothing special. Nothing bad, but nothing special.

He’s a fag, regardless.

I don't know how to play guitar, but I do agree with your last point

Boy, that diet seems to be working out great!

This has to be a sound check.. Has to be.