I thought Anthony was going on a nationwide book-signing tour?

1  2019-09-19 by Sergeant_Joseph_Spud

Whatever happened to that? I heard he had one event in the city of Manhattan or whatever but nothing else?

9 comments

1  CuckTheMagicDragon 2019-09-19

7 billion people live in the Manhattan City and he brought 5 sharpies.

1  BloviatingUdders 2019-09-19

for 4 autographs, two of which were family.

1  Sergeant_Joseph_Spud 2019-09-19

Other two were Big A and Bobo and that’s not a joke.

1  MrFeedYoNana 2019-09-19

You misheard. It was a single small corner in a single Barnes and Noble-wide booksigning tour.

1  Nothing_of_merit 2019-09-19

He ran out of new Sharpies

1  joemoomia 2019-09-19

His "book": a poorly-transcribed collection of his drunken ramblings with a title based on his idiotic tweeting habit. Now taking up space at a landfill near you.

1  ShowpizzaBizbear 2019-09-19

You misunderstood. It wasn’t a nationwide boom tour; he was driven there in a Fiat insured by Nationwide.

1  Dick_donger 2019-09-19

Antifa shut him down. Good thing Joe was there.

1  DigitechLooper 2019-09-19

He did. They held one in Manhattan, everyone was invited nationwide.

Of course, nobody from elsewhere in the nation came, or any locals for that matter... But that’s a different issue.