I've been listening to every show for almost 3 years now:

Tonight I was texting my girlfriend about the salmon she bought today.

She says we may have to eat it on Tuesday instead of Wednesday because it's gonna go bad.

To which I reply, "Don't worry, I'm used to eating bad fish."

Something I probably wouldn't have thought to say before listening to the great Jim Norton.

Also I need to say cunt/cunts/cunty every 12 words, and I hate publicists although I never met one.

Joe Rogan talks about how fans come up and tell him that their lives dramatically got better listening to JRE, how has O&A degraded your existence.