she'll be 18 in 2030.... as long as Opie doesn't piss away all his wealth on Citadel stock, I imagine she'll be grateful her daddy is a talented broadcaster.
Stern's kids turned out okay. That's a decent comparison'.
I think the reason Stern's kids are semi normal is because he has nothing to do with them other then the occasional dinner here and there. From what I hear on his show it seems like he dosen't spend anytime with them except for the occasional meal. I think Allison his ex does most of the parenting.
Well you see, Opie impregnated his wife a second time. This time the child is female. Opie is concerned of the logistics of raising a female. He's probably most afraid of her teenage years, when he knows boys will want to have sex with his daughter. I hope that clears things up for you.
Opie sucks. Looks like every morning will start off with some shitty story about kids, oh wait, he's a very private person. not sure if you guys heard, but opie has been doing radio for a long time. what an old frat boy baby. "HOOOOOOLD ON!!!!! let me cut off the upcoming gold and 'paint the picture'" what a dickhead.
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3 [deleted] 2012-06-29
she'll be 18 in 2030.... as long as Opie doesn't piss away all his wealth on Citadel stock, I imagine she'll be grateful her daddy is a talented broadcaster.
Stern's kids turned out okay. That's a decent comparison'.
2 SpaceEdge 2012-06-29
I think the reason Stern's kids are semi normal is because he has nothing to do with them other then the occasional dinner here and there. From what I hear on his show it seems like he dosen't spend anytime with them except for the occasional meal. I think Allison his ex does most of the parenting.
1 achancesw 2012-06-29
Any concern about she may perceive his on-air persona?
6 B_Stone 2012-06-29
By the time she's old enough to care I doubt they'll still be on the air. I also think his on air persona is about 75% Greg anyways.
5 Turnip199 2012-06-29
The other 25% lies in the last g.
3 [deleted] 2012-06-29
that g is responsible for cake stomp and the stalker patti wig bit
4 Turnip199 2012-06-29
And the poker chips (wassat)
1 [deleted] 2012-06-29
It would be interesting to see how he changes over the next few years.
-2 realister 2012-06-29
i dont get it.
10 Parker2010 2012-06-29
Well you see, Opie impregnated his wife a second time. This time the child is female. Opie is concerned of the logistics of raising a female. He's probably most afraid of her teenage years, when he knows boys will want to have sex with his daughter. I hope that clears things up for you.
14 go_outside 2012-06-29
boys...
and Ant.
10 Parker2010 2012-06-29
. . .and Uncle Paul.
11 go_outside 2012-06-29
Shooooore. Aheh...aheh
1 Readyrock 2012-06-29
He'll be almost 70 when she's done with her teens.
-1 realister 2012-06-29
I didnt listen to the latest show yet :)
Why does he assume his daughter will be attractive at all? Its like he is certain.
12 TilDuh 2012-06-29
You haven't seen Opie's wife
17 TheToolMan 2012-06-29
Or Opie, man's got a V.
3 TilDuh 2012-06-29
This man speaks the truth
7 Wsallgood 2012-06-29
Because ALL teenage boys wouldn't have sex with anything less than model quality women? Come on.
1 Shuaka 2012-06-29
Remember, Opie used to be a model. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ3lGS5ew4M
-4 opiesucks 2012-06-29
Opie sucks. Looks like every morning will start off with some shitty story about kids, oh wait, he's a very private person. not sure if you guys heard, but opie has been doing radio for a long time. what an old frat boy baby. "HOOOOOOLD ON!!!!! let me cut off the upcoming gold and 'paint the picture'" what a dickhead.