Opie has another kid on the way. It's a girl and he's a bit worried about having a female child.

27  2012-06-29 by B_Stone

21 comments

she'll be 18 in 2030.... as long as Opie doesn't piss away all his wealth on Citadel stock, I imagine she'll be grateful her daddy is a talented broadcaster.
Stern's kids turned out okay. That's a decent comparison'.

I think the reason Stern's kids are semi normal is because he has nothing to do with them other then the occasional dinner here and there. From what I hear on his show it seems like he dosen't spend anytime with them except for the occasional meal. I think Allison his ex does most of the parenting.

Any concern about she may perceive his on-air persona?

By the time she's old enough to care I doubt they'll still be on the air. I also think his on air persona is about 75% Greg anyways.

The other 25% lies in the last g.

that g is responsible for cake stomp and the stalker patti wig bit

And the poker chips (wassat)

It would be interesting to see how he changes over the next few years.

i dont get it.

Well you see, Opie impregnated his wife a second time. This time the child is female. Opie is concerned of the logistics of raising a female. He's probably most afraid of her teenage years, when he knows boys will want to have sex with his daughter. I hope that clears things up for you.

boys...

and Ant.

. . .and Uncle Paul.

Shooooore. Aheh...aheh

He'll be almost 70 when she's done with her teens.

I didnt listen to the latest show yet :)

Why does he assume his daughter will be attractive at all? Its like he is certain.

You haven't seen Opie's wife

Or Opie, man's got a V.

This man speaks the truth

Because ALL teenage boys wouldn't have sex with anything less than model quality women? Come on.

Remember, Opie used to be a model. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ3lGS5ew4M

Opie sucks. Looks like every morning will start off with some shitty story about kids, oh wait, he's a very private person. not sure if you guys heard, but opie has been doing radio for a long time. what an old frat boy baby. "HOOOOOOLD ON!!!!! let me cut off the upcoming gold and 'paint the picture'" what a dickhead.