I'd dress up like Little Lord Fauntleroy and spend one hour alone in a room with Uncle Paul

Suuuuuuuuuuuuure...

He could bounce me on his knee and we could eat some potaeta chips.

For reference, here's who won our Louie giveaway:

I would ask with the utmost, sincerest politeness: may I have a copy of Louie: The Complete Second Season on Blu-ray? Whilst waiting for your response, I would scoff at those who felt fellatio fests and other tomfoolery were a requisite to this contest, knowing they only needed to ask.

And:

I'm a poor African who has nothing clever to say because of my lack of education, when I was at the market the other day I traded my mothers ashes for a blu ray player in hopes of winning...oh I have to go and make dinner for my 12 orphan siblings who are all huge fans of Louie.

And then the third winner, Miles, insulted every other entry in the contest in hilarious fashion. Here's a few of his almost 100 comments:

His thesis:

Actually, for a copy of Louis on bluray, I'd go through and slam every other comment. Ahem.

After he won:

Thassssssssss rite bitch, you lost and you've been his fan for upwards of two decades when I was just born in 96. I bet you work in construction, old man. #15yearoldtilidie

Some guy made a dirty joke:

That's a bad Louie impression. You shoulda done your impression of you S'ing my D, then I could've given you my copy.

Replying to a commentator named Taylor

I wonder if you're a boy Taylor or a girl Taylor. Either way, I can rest assured that you are a loser Taylor. Louie is mine thank you very much.

A commentator said he'd get Jason Statham to suck off Dylan (Laughspin editor):

Dylan doesn't want that. He wants to award me, is what he wants. You dummy.

Replying to a long comment:

Once again, the ratio of words to funny is probably really bad right here. I didn't read it because reading sucks, that's why I'll watch season 2 of Louie on bluray instead.

Random meanness:

Low key, this comment is garbage.

More:

No lie, I didn't read this. It looked too fucking boring. No Louis for you.

Replying to someone who said "I'd sit through a Dane Cook show:"

I dunno. That's not even that bad? I mean, there's worse shows people could sit through. We could all sit through a show of you trying your best to win Louie season 2, and that's eye gougingly miserable enough already. Also, I'm sure there'd be a lack of refreshments.

i would suck his cock

You gotta reply on the Laughspin website!

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fail.

I would teach my kids monster rain..

I said it there and I'll say it here. If I win (which I will) ill actually start paying for Sirius/XM . Boom. Done. It's in the books kid. Thank you.