I AM GLAD YOU ASKED JOSEPH! WE HAVE A WIDE ASSORTMENT OF PRE WRITTEN QUESTIONS THAT HAVE BEEN ASKED TO PRESIDENTS AND OTHER FAMOUS FIGURES. FOR EXAMPLE:
"JAMES NORTON, DID YOU CHOP DOWN THAT CHERRY TREE?"
Hopefully he will answer my question. I want to know about his obsession with the Internet and using your real name. He brings this up numerous times a week and acts like screen names and the Internet are a new thing. Want to see if he can explain this to the reddit hive mind without being able to get loud and yell.
Then why is your name abravefight here? Screen names and the internet isn't a new phenomenon, It's been around forever.
Sure acting like a retard towards someone especially a celerity or semi celebrity is stupid but there have been a lot of good things that have come out of people being anonymous on the internet. Arab Spring for example (I didn't think of that someone else mentioned it)
Let's say the government said everyone starting next year you have to use your real name first and last on every online profile. You do realize that he would probably go on a massive rant about that right? What if all those sites he uses for shit porn and hookers made him use his full name, I'm sure he wouldn't feel the same way.
After a particular incident last month in a local community, I decided that after 10 years of using my name on the internet everywhere, I was going to anonymize my identity on reddit.
That's not how the internet used to be, and that's not how's going to be in the future. The internet is special because it's separate from the real world to some extent.
Well, good. I was texting with him trying to get him to do it so I'll take all the credit. He kept writing back "I want to! But what do I do!" and then I would explain, and then he would ignore me for awhile.
56 comments
13 [deleted] 2012-06-21
He's a sweet boy, that Jimmy Norton.
2 [deleted] 2012-06-21
I like him!
9 TED_THE_REDDITOR 2012-06-21
THIS IS A MONUMENTAL OCCASION! MAKE SURE YOU COME DOWN TO TED'S AMA EMPORIUM FOR ALL YOUR AMA NEEDS!
4 JoeOfThePr0n 2012-06-21
What could you possibly sell for an AMA?
17 TED_THE_REDDITOR 2012-06-21
I AM GLAD YOU ASKED JOSEPH! WE HAVE A WIDE ASSORTMENT OF PRE WRITTEN QUESTIONS THAT HAVE BEEN ASKED TO PRESIDENTS AND OTHER FAMOUS FIGURES. FOR EXAMPLE:
"JAMES NORTON, DID YOU CHOP DOWN THAT CHERRY TREE?"
5 andrewhasaredditact 2012-06-21
Do you have any hardball question's available?
10 TED_THE_REDDITOR 2012-06-21
ANDREW, AT TED SHECKLERS AMA EMPORIUM WE OFFER SUCH DELICATE QUESTIONS AS.
"JAMES IN YOUR EXPERIANCE IS MICHELLE OBAMA'S ADAMS APPLE AS BIG AS HER BALLS?"
AND
"IF I RETWEETED ALL OF YOUR SHOW DATES, WOULD YOU DRAIN THE CADBURRY CREAM OUT OF MY MULE?"
1 [deleted] 2012-06-21
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2 [deleted] 2012-06-21
How much would that cost, Ted?
10 TED_THE_REDDITOR 2012-06-21
FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK. EACH QUESTION GOES FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF SIX HUNDRED DOLLORS AND TWENTY TWO CENTS. WE ALSO TAKE STAMPS!
1 [deleted] 2012-06-21
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8 [deleted] 2012-06-21
I really hope the Paul Harghiss account asks him a question. "Why are you such a ta'ale tale?
3 [deleted] 2012-06-21
THEY TELL LIES.
6 theronin23 2012-06-21
I'm so excited we're getting a visit from that sweater boy cutie.
5 nik15 2012-06-21
Yay pudding!
4 tss_Chip_Chipperson 2012-06-21
tss more like an ask me nothing tsss
3 [deleted] 2012-06-21
I hope Chip asks him a question or two.
And I hope Jim doesn't hate it.
4 lankrypt0 2012-06-21
im almost positive he will hate it. he's said it a few times on the show that most people just don't do chip right.
2 [deleted] 2012-06-21
Have you noticed that he's been letting some people get away with it? Angry cunt chip doesn't always come out anymore.
6 [deleted] 2012-06-21
taptap* double phones.
1 lankrypt0 2012-06-21
A bit, which stinks,I love angry Chip
1 [deleted] 2012-06-21
"I hope you die at the dentist. :)"
3 Fidena 2012-06-21
I'm hoping Paul, Edgar, Helen, Ted and Chip'll answer a few questions.
4 Diels_Alder 2012-06-21
Perhaps Jesse Ventura will check in with a question for him.
9 [deleted] 2012-06-21
THERMITE PAINT.
7 Moh7 2012-06-21
MIND CONTROL.
4 pfk505 2012-06-21
BOTH... BOTH... BOTH
5 hypes 2012-06-21
Don't put fuckin' words in my mouth...
6 fizznubby 2012-06-21
with his fuckin Riff-Raff from Rocky Horror hairdo.
3 JustSurvive 2012-06-21
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE
2 Fidena 2012-06-21
PLUM ISLAND!
3 SpaceEdge 2012-06-21
Hopefully he will answer my question. I want to know about his obsession with the Internet and using your real name. He brings this up numerous times a week and acts like screen names and the Internet are a new thing. Want to see if he can explain this to the reddit hive mind without being able to get loud and yell.
2 [deleted] 2012-06-21
He expects people to stand up to what they say.
Hiding behind a name is a pansy move.
2 SpaceEdge 2012-06-21
Then why is your name abravefight here? Screen names and the internet isn't a new phenomenon, It's been around forever.
Sure acting like a retard towards someone especially a celerity or semi celebrity is stupid but there have been a lot of good things that have come out of people being anonymous on the internet. Arab Spring for example (I didn't think of that someone else mentioned it)
Let's say the government said everyone starting next year you have to use your real name first and last on every online profile. You do realize that he would probably go on a massive rant about that right? What if all those sites he uses for shit porn and hookers made him use his full name, I'm sure he wouldn't feel the same way.
1 [deleted] 2012-06-21
After a particular incident last month in a local community, I decided that after 10 years of using my name on the internet everywhere, I was going to anonymize my identity on reddit.
After all, it's only reddit.
1 [deleted] 2012-06-21
I reject the "persistent identity" fallacy. Identity is multi-faceted.
1 [deleted] 2012-06-21
False.
FirstnameLastname is the person
ACleverNickname, is a person
AStupidNickThatsNotRelated is not a person. It's whole idea is to be not linked back to the original person in any way.
1 [deleted] 2012-06-21
That's the entire point behind anonymous.
0 [deleted] 2012-06-21
Right, it's silly.
Stand up for what you believe in, or be a pansy (like me) and hide behind a nickname based on a random tea party song I was listening to.
2 [deleted] 2012-06-21
That's not how the internet used to be, and that's not how's going to be in the future. The internet is special because it's separate from the real world to some extent.
-2 [deleted] 2012-06-21
No.
3 iheartdna 2012-06-21
Well, good. I was texting with him trying to get him to do it so I'll take all the credit. He kept writing back "I want to! But what do I do!" and then I would explain, and then he would ignore me for awhile.
3 flaystus 2012-06-21
That's on his birthday!
2 Maarek 2012-06-21
I predict there will be a lot of talk about fucking hookers.
3 [deleted] 2012-06-21
I hope not, I don't find Jimmy's personal life that interesting after reading his book. I find his comedy and mind more fascinating.
1 Fidena 2012-06-21
FUCKING, SUCKING.
2 sweater_boy_cutie 2012-06-21
Hooray! The sweetest boy will finally chat! Go Yimmy!
2 somevelvetmorning 2012-06-21
I wonder if Uncle Paul will make an appearance.
2 VonSockthroat 2012-06-21
Only if you're a good boy.
1 Chippah_Chipperson 2012-06-21
A good little boy...
1 [deleted] 2012-06-21
That's so exciting!
1 [deleted] 2012-06-21
:)
1 ry2104 2012-06-21
I bet he does it in the morning, when we have to work. that non working rich cunt:
http://youtu.be/knXskPUCZ08
1 247world 2012-06-21
any idea what time - didn't see that in the feed
1 Nate23VT 2012-06-21
11:15am ET
1 247world 2012-06-21
thnx - looks like I get to be there --- for once my stupid schedule has me free at the right time
0 [deleted] 2012-06-21
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-2 link-unscripter 2012-06-21
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8 [deleted] 2012-06-21
Fuck you, bot.
8 [deleted] 2012-06-21
Fuck you, bot.
9 [deleted] 2012-06-21
THERMITE PAINT.
3 JustSurvive 2012-06-21
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE