For the last time: it’s not a vibrator. It doesn’t stay egg-shaped; it opens up and you stick your dick in it and fuck it or something.

69  2019-04-16 by pashow84

12 comments

1  Superbad415 2019-04-16

That’s what I’ve been saying.

1  DryTeeth 2019-04-16

FEED NAN-NAH...FEED NAN-NAH....FEED NAN-NAH

1  DryTeeth 2019-04-16

You got to give that greasy old man some credit... that is a somewhat witty lie he came up with.

This egg-sized device with the vibrating mechanism & sleek design, perfect for anal insertion...it's not for my asshole. You flip a switch & it opens up into something you stick your dick in...

You know - just like one of those 10in dildos that opens up into a pocket pussy.

What a crafty ghoul.

1  ungbolle2 2019-04-16

I'm all for shitting on the various hilariously stupid things that have been said, but this one thing bothers me because it probably is legit

https://www.tenga.co.uk/collections/egg

1  schmuckOnWheels 2019-04-16

Fortune and glory holes, kid. Fortune and glory holes.

1  earthdogbb 2019-04-16

I need fuel

1  DrSvarheeny 2019-04-16

He says Anthony Cumia stole their children...

1  lowend73 2019-04-16

Tranny-Ma!

1  white_hispanic 2019-04-16

No time for love

1  McGowan9 2019-04-16

  • Antidote to what?

  • The boy's cum, Dr Cumia. You just drank the boy's cum.

1  DondaDog 2019-04-16

This is quality. It was there the whole time... 10/10

1  Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-04-16

"Antwan Kumia, this is one night you'll never forget. This is the night I could've slipped right through your anus. Sleep tight and pleasant dreams. I could've been your greatest adventure."