57 is a magic number for Anthony. He is 57 years old, accounts for 57% of Coors Light consumption in Staten Island. Drinks a minimum of 57 alcoholic beverages a week. Makes up 57% of domestic violence cases in his neighborhood. Has a 57% chance of going bankrupt in the next 5-7 years. Has 57 subscribers on his media network. Loses $57k every fiscal quarter on that network. And is exclusively attracted to 5-7 year old children. Paid $5700 for a gawdy dinosaur statue. Is a greasy 5'7'' turkish homosexual pretending to be Italian. Says "HAHA HOLY SHIT" 57 times every show. Has a cohost with 5-7 audiences member at every gig. Has spiraled into a pit of agony and irrelevance over the last 5-7 years. Paid heroin junke Artie Lange 57x the rest of his employees. Will hopefully drink a 5.7L jug of bleach sometime soon.
25 comments
1 pashow84 2019-04-16
It’s true. I’ve seen the FBI crime statistics.
1 Drumchapel 2019-04-16
Yes, but until Alex Jones says so it isn't confirmed
1 HomeRunCumia_Deux 2019-04-16
"ANTHONY CUMIA IS A GODDAMN DEMON!!!"
1 ProfessorChipperson 2019-04-16
I don’t know, that percentile seems remarkably low.
1 cthulhu_110 2019-04-16
SAVAGES!
1 Cawdor 2019-04-16
They aren’t people
1 Teppler832 2019-04-16
With all the jewish child raping in the world that's a lot of bodies for those Cumia boyz.
1 G4YN1GG3R 2019-04-16
Frightening, but not shocking
1 Spokker 2019-04-16
Anthony ruined racism for me.
1 c0up0n 2019-04-16
Hey buddy, turn that frown upside down. Anthony has never said anything negative about the Jews. You are still free to hate them.
1 SpeckofCoppah 2019-04-16
In fact, Anthony was quite the juden lover.
1 NotNowChippa 2019-04-16
Tbf, getting over that is often the final step.
1 Spokker 2019-04-16
There's literally nothing wrong with being Jewish.
1 Teddy_Bundyy 2019-04-16
Only surpassed by the podestas.
1 Secret_Six 2019-04-16
You can’t surpass 53%
1 B0NEck 2019-04-16
Well one of the Podestas may have surpassed one of Cumias but now we're just splitting hairs.
1 VowedMalice 2019-04-16
They can't keep getting away with this.
1 gregorio_ilidivich 2019-04-16
Did someone hire a bunch of hack robots to create and upvote these incredibly awful posts
1 all_copacetic 2019-04-16
(0.000001÷100) x 7,530,000,000 = 75.3
Thank God the maths doesn't check out.
1 SlightFresnel 2019-04-16
The numbers are even starker, it's actually 0.000000009% of the US population.
1 Jackthejew 2019-04-16
You know these stats just aren’t as fun when I don’t have to sift through all the Patrick stuff to get to it.
1 Pizza2TheFace 2019-04-16
Why can't they just behave?
1 aPersonStranded 2019-04-16
Laugh your tears away, you fucking retard Cumia
1 MisterStockwell 2019-04-16
57 is a magic number for Anthony. He is 57 years old, accounts for 57% of Coors Light consumption in Staten Island. Drinks a minimum of 57 alcoholic beverages a week. Makes up 57% of domestic violence cases in his neighborhood. Has a 57% chance of going bankrupt in the next 5-7 years. Has 57 subscribers on his media network. Loses $57k every fiscal quarter on that network. And is exclusively attracted to 5-7 year old children. Paid $5700 for a gawdy dinosaur statue. Is a greasy 5'7'' turkish homosexual pretending to be Italian. Says "HAHA HOLY SHIT" 57 times every show. Has a cohost with 5-7 audiences member at every gig. Has spiraled into a pit of agony and irrelevance over the last 5-7 years. Paid heroin junke Artie Lange 57x the rest of his employees. Will hopefully drink a 5.7L jug of bleach sometime soon.
1 Phkna1 2019-04-16
Stats don't lie.