The guy on the left is one heck of a cut up; a real card! The guy on the right is like, "what did I get myself into?" You know they won't get through the morning without a few laughs!
Jim looks wild! You feel like without Sam there to say "hey now, come on" through a reluctant smirk the show could get pretty hot under the collar. But it's all a good laugh in the end, and you can really understand why these guys get paid the sort of money that they do.
He just needs to go outside for like 10 minutes. 10 minutes in the sun is all he needs to fix it. Maybe a sandwich or something? It's like he just eats toenails all day and lives in a cupboard.
Sam looks like a fucking zombie that's being kept on his feet by a parasite that took over his brain and Jim has that look like he just got fucked by a Viking
He saw into the dark heart of Valhalla, and he felt incredibly horny in his boy pussy like he'd never felt before.
He might have bravely fought away the demon drink all these years but there's nothing in the AA handbook that says you can't have a little sxc fun once in a while ;-) And we know this guy likes to live on the edge - even for a comic he's extra dark and dirty.
Dad is the obvious answer anyway. The two of you could just get it over with in a no nonsense fashion. With your mother it would be a Freudian nightmare.
I wish I could have a successful tribute band (2U)and represent my life off a pop culture (SOA)show while my brother Nana gave me money.
Eric Bichsop biker show on discovery way way way better. Furthermore I like indies musicians who actually work for a living like me. Joe’s alt account faggot please!
49 comments
1 AIIenRicketts 2019-04-16
I wish we could send Sam back in time so the other cavemen could bully him for being such a mushy homo
1 Hillarys_Brown_Eye 2019-04-16
That upper lip gives him away as a cocksucker all day long.
1 Nutrig 2019-04-16
The way it curves in is really handy for forcibly pulling mens tongues right into his mouth, like some sort of horrifying lizard or alien.
1 OfficialGoatsePcast 2019-04-16
The guy on the left is one heck of a cut up; a real card! The guy on the right is like, "what did I get myself into?" You know they won't get through the morning without a few laughs!
1 ProfessorChipperson 2019-04-16
Oh that Jim, he’s such a sweet boy! I love when he coyly talks about sucking dicks and fucking trannies like a naughty little scamp!
1 Nutrig 2019-04-16
Careful, if he reads this he will get 7% hard, which for him means he's dangerously close to ejaculating.
1 Nutrig 2019-04-16
Jim looks wild! You feel like without Sam there to say "hey now, come on" through a reluctant smirk the show could get pretty hot under the collar. But it's all a good laugh in the end, and you can really understand why these guys get paid the sort of money that they do.
1 SirSodomy 2019-04-16
Amazing how Jim is the one with a healthy complexion
1 Nutrig 2019-04-16
Viktor Yushchenko would look like he had a healthy complexion if he was next to Sam
1 mightyqueef 2019-04-16
just googled the guy. woof
1 Nutrig 2019-04-16
Yeah, horrific stuff. He's doing okay now though.
1 pomegranate2012 2019-04-16
I thought that Sam thing was a dirty orange. wha happen?
1 TheCitrusMan 2019-04-16
The guy on the right looks like a character out of a Gumby episode.
1 BretShart 2019-04-16
Same doesn’t have one single attractive physical (or mental/social) quality.. every physical feature he has is a 3 out of 10 (at best).
1 Nutrig 2019-04-16
As a bald man that can't grow a beard I still would take none of his features.
1 BretShart 2019-04-16
Looking at this picture, you would think Sam is at least 6’1.. he’s 5’10” in shoes and standing with perfect posture.
1 AIIenRicketts 2019-04-16
Jim Shorton
1 Nutrig 2019-04-16
Hey man, we like to joke around on here but we're not trying to make these guys commit suicide or anything. Let's take it easy.
1 Psych555 2019-04-16
That's pretty generous. He's more like 5'7".
1 Glorious-hole 2019-04-16
I’m 6’1 he like 5’4 I legit think Brad Williams might have a inch on him
1 Cawdor 2019-04-16
Found Joes Alt
1 BretShart 2019-04-16
Sam seriously looks like he died 6 weeks ago.. and Jim is showing the exact face we would all have if Sam did actually die 6 weeks ago.
1 CaptainNordy 2019-04-16
His face has to be photoshopped. No way this is real!
1 bonniesretardsister 2019-04-16
It came from the Sirius website.
1 Nutrig 2019-04-16
He just needs to go outside for like 10 minutes. 10 minutes in the sun is all he needs to fix it. Maybe a sandwich or something? It's like he just eats toenails all day and lives in a cupboard.
1 Gumpeater_Quick 2019-04-16
Jim and sam are turning into the shows they used to jocktober
1 bonniesretardsister 2019-04-16
3 years ago.
1 fskoti 2019-04-16
Sam looks like Dr. Seuss drew him.
1 Nutrig 2019-04-16
"I can't show this to children, it's too disgusting. I'll do one about a hideous green monster that steals christmas presents instead."
1 Iscarabaid99 2019-04-16
Management loves these posts.
1 Nutrig 2019-04-16
Management can suck a fat *cockerel sound effect*
We can still say whatever we want about -redacted-
This place is exactly the same as it was.
1 kingship75 2019-04-16
Nice knowin' ya!
1 Fuxgreat 2019-04-16
Growth hormone forehead
1 This_Is_MAGA_Country 2019-04-16
Alternate title:
"A late-stage AIDS patient and his acromegaly afflicted roommate share a rare moment of joy in their state housing facility."
1 Nutrig 2019-04-16
It would be a really succesful indie film. Even when they are dying and decrepit they can still share a laugh.
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-04-16
Sam looks like a fucking zombie that's being kept on his feet by a parasite that took over his brain and Jim has that look like he just got fucked by a Viking
1 Nutrig 2019-04-16
He saw into the dark heart of Valhalla, and he felt incredibly horny in his boy pussy like he'd never felt before.
He might have bravely fought away the demon drink all these years but there's nothing in the AA handbook that says you can't have a little sxc fun once in a while ;-) And we know this guy likes to live on the edge - even for a comic he's extra dark and dirty.
1 winkleham 2019-04-16
It's a tough one, but I'd rather look like Sam than like Jim.
1 Nutrig 2019-04-16
I think you're right, but man what a horrible choice. That's like choosing if you want to fuck your mum or your dad
1 supercam2121 2019-04-16
I never met my dad so I think that would be less awkward
1 Nutrig 2019-04-16
Dad is the obvious answer anyway. The two of you could just get it over with in a no nonsense fashion. With your mother it would be a Freudian nightmare.
1 mightyqueef 2019-04-16
pop quiz, hot shot. you've got your cock in your mother's ass and your father's in yours. you can push forward or backward. What do you do?
1 Nutrig 2019-04-16
Push back. Easy question. Fucking either of them would be awful but fucking your mum would be absolutely horrific in it's own way.
1 Comic-630 2019-04-16
We're two guys who know how to have a good time
1 Glorious-hole 2019-04-16
I wish I could have a successful tribute band (2U)and represent my life off a pop culture (SOA)show while my brother Nana gave me money.
Eric Bichsop biker show on discovery way way way better. Furthermore I like indies musicians who actually work for a living like me. Joe’s alt account faggot please!
1 B805b 2019-04-16
Sam looks like the missing Link.
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2019-04-16
Theu aren't good.
1 Dumpsterbrain99 2019-04-16
God I hope shitloaf stabs Sam in a parking garage. Just to make the world a little less ugly.
1 throwbenny 2019-04-16
Jim has multiple rows of teeth