If I need advice I'll make sure to get it from someone with a Proud Boy tattoo on their head.

That's not even the worst thing on his head. Ever see all the skin tags this fat fuck has? Grosses me out.

Wow. His top has sleeves on it. This is different from the horseshit clothes I’ve seen him wear in the past.

Wetback Vern Troyer

Just a reminder that this self help guru and self proclaimed pimp will also gladly help you purchase the Verizon cellphone that best suits your needs. Hey Dante, help yourself to anything other than Patrice’s material or a third serving of cake.

He'll pimp the hell out of a bitch as long as she's not uphill from him and walking away at a semi-brisk pace.

He's a living, breathing (gasping) overcompensation

Didn't this fat mulatto claim he used to be a professional gigolo?

And a male stripper.