Wanted: 6 Nigerian Pallbearers for My Brother's Upcoming Funeral

38  2019-04-15 by OutlawMemer

Must have your own suit and good upper-body strength. Dancing skills are a plus. Bud Light and child spit will be provided.

6 comments

1  Dr-ButtertitsMcGilly 2019-04-15

Shit I don't know any Nigerian pallbearers... I do know a couple Nigerians that would be willing to throw a rope around your neck and cover you in bleach for a nominal sum

1  SirSodomy 2019-04-15

Sounds kinky

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-15

Always trust your instincts Sir Sodomy

1  JuulSantana 2019-04-15

DIS IS MAGA COUNTRY, BEECH!!!

1  varamyr6skin 2019-04-15

Cheap labor, they may fuck it up.

1  Guatzelot 2019-04-15

Jussie?