What's going through his head?

14  2019-04-15 by YangtzeRiverChina

20 comments

#iwin

He won, then stalked the judge's social media and posted her nudes like a jaded ex-boyfriend

Child spit, mooooo, not a pedophile

Hot air

Dregs of pre-court cuppa c-spit

sambo babbling and bongo drums

If it's not buckshot, I'm not interested

Remembering life back in the herd.

Whatever music those fellas with the coffin were dancing to.

think think think think

UHH UHH WHITE SUPREMACIST, UHH PEDOPHILE, CARD CARRYING

Certainly not brain activity.

Thinking about grazing on some pristine grasslands.

His brain constantly has to do a hard reboot to reset to a default reality in which he isn't an abject failure at everything he does and is.

Nothing intelligent or interesting

Differential equations most likely.

Whatever it is, it's meeting zero resistance.

Unfortunately, not a bullet.

If Joe breathes and blinks at the same time he short circuits. So he has to really focus on 1. Inhaling, 2. Exhaling, and 3. Blinking. In that order. It’s as easy as counting to three (which is a challenge in itself for Joe).

Clear internet history

Hopefully a .22 bullet.