It looks like Fatrick doesn't even have a traditional publisher. He is using Penguin Random House Publisher Services, which means he had to pay them to distribute his book, and give them a percentage of profits on top of that. It's the same thing as self publishing on Amazon, only he gets to keep even less of his minuscule sales. Every author that I've seen use that is a fraud that wants to make it look like their books are attached to an actual publisher, when in fact they are just paying to make themselves look legitimate.
When you think about how few actual "Readers" there are out there in the world and how even fewer of them would be Cumia's demo, or would skip the thousands of established sci-fi writers works for some nobody with the creativity of reusing "child" hundreds of times as an insult, you realize no successful publisher in their right mind would risk betting on him selling even dozens of copies.
Kinda like a fat kid toucher version of Scorch doing a public access show and claiming he was watched in more households than leno and letterman combined?
That was almost as embarrassing as Anthony’s cover. Two unfunny twats there no one wants to hear but Jim is praying to fuck them so he makes them “guests.”
That cover still baffles me to this day. What on earth is he trying to convey with that setting and that face? Is he saying that Twitter is prison raping him by banning his account?
The sole purpose of that horrendous cover grimace was for him to "show off" his toilet porcelain dentures.
You have to remember that this is a man whose breathtaking ugliness has been one of the defining characteristics of his life. Part of his otherworldly hideousness were his grey, freebase-stained chiclet teeth. Once he was able to afford to get them yanked out, and shards of urinal ceramic drilled in in their place, he was desperate to show them to the world. He thought the cover of his godawful book would be a good opportunity to do that. He was wrong, once again.
The only reason Jim takes these zainy photos for his books is so some young female photographer can see him with a cialis hardon in his undies. No other reason.
Funniest part of that is the fact that it's shopped, the whole point was to show how he's not fat anymore, but he had to have his skinny fat chub tits edited out.
Know what would be the greatest day this sub ever had (apart from finding out SpaceEdge had been tortured and killed by a drug cartel)?
If we somehow managed to deduce that there was a sci-fi author out there (call them X) whose prose, character development, etc. was just as mediocre if not worse than Fatrick S. Thomlinson, except X was either famous or semi-famous. At any rate, X'd be more famous than Fatrick.
BUT the kicker would be, if it were discovered that X was a minority or a female, and their fame only resulted from that status (i.e., the book publishers, media, etc. were "pushing" X's works onto the public solely due to their 'disadvantaged' status).
It would be the most beautiful touch of irony if Fatrick were to discover he was essentially being "held back" by a system that utilizes the very SJW policies he supports.
Sorry for the wall of text, but it would truly be a beautiful thing if Fatrick were to discover that his quasi-religious devotion to extreme liberalism was a part in his own failure as a writer.
38 comments
1 SibHashian13 2019-04-14
#iwin
1 KPIH 2019-04-14
Yikes
1 JD_Free 2019-04-14
Still hilarious!
1 alkiefuck 2019-04-14
he might be a creep, but he's #ourcreep
fuck patso and u/SpaceEdge literal poo-pushers
1 thrillated 2019-04-14
I'm sure both their publishers are happy that they picked up their respective books.
1 Trikuro 2019-04-14
It looks like Fatrick doesn't even have a traditional publisher. He is using Penguin Random House Publisher Services, which means he had to pay them to distribute his book, and give them a percentage of profits on top of that. It's the same thing as self publishing on Amazon, only he gets to keep even less of his minuscule sales. Every author that I've seen use that is a fraud that wants to make it look like their books are attached to an actual publisher, when in fact they are just paying to make themselves look legitimate.
1 thrillated 2019-04-14
That is so tremendously pathetic.
1 AxelSpott 2019-04-14
When you think about how few actual "Readers" there are out there in the world and how even fewer of them would be Cumia's demo, or would skip the thousands of established sci-fi writers works for some nobody with the creativity of reusing "child" hundreds of times as an insult, you realize no successful publisher in their right mind would risk betting on him selling even dozens of copies.
1 marionssilverplatter 2019-04-14
Kinda like a fat kid toucher version of Scorch doing a public access show and claiming he was watched in more households than leno and letterman combined?
1 AnthonyGroomia 2019-04-14
He got an appearance on Rogan out of pity and still his book has sold less than 500 copies.
That's an astounding failure.
1 c0up0n 2019-04-14
How many of those were gifted to killakhun?
1 AOTV88 2019-04-14
Heard my nigga's hittin the books tryna get dat gd. Koon got woke n converted to Islam too.
1 Shoofro 2019-04-14
Any time I see that book cover, I think of 'Edgar' Cumia.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-04-14
That was almost as embarrassing as Anthony’s cover. Two unfunny twats there no one wants to hear but Jim is praying to fuck them so he makes them “guests.”
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2019-04-14
BOOK TYPE: Book
1 hSUitMSi 2019-04-14
anthony thinking he was going to have a book tour is really and truly delusional
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-04-14
That cover still baffles me to this day. What on earth is he trying to convey with that setting and that face? Is he saying that Twitter is prison raping him by banning his account?
1 Kurt_Love 2019-04-14
The MAN won't let him rant about blacks.
1 McGowan9 2019-04-14
The sole purpose of that horrendous cover grimace was for him to "show off" his toilet porcelain dentures.
You have to remember that this is a man whose breathtaking ugliness has been one of the defining characteristics of his life. Part of his otherworldly hideousness were his grey, freebase-stained chiclet teeth. Once he was able to afford to get them yanked out, and shards of urinal ceramic drilled in in their place, he was desperate to show them to the world. He thought the cover of his godawful book would be a good opportunity to do that. He was wrong, once again.
1 RapistWithHIV 2019-04-14
Reminds me of someone we know.
1 MonsterSteve 2019-04-14
The only reason Jim takes these zainy photos for his books is so some young female photographer can see him with a cialis hardon in his undies. No other reason.
1 FourzyLogo 2019-04-14
Funniest part of that is the fact that it's shopped, the whole point was to show how he's not fat anymore, but he had to have his skinny fat chub tits edited out.
Faggot.
1 AxelSpott 2019-04-14
Also "the rise again" is a little premature no?
1 PaneraBrad69 2019-04-14
Does it really matter when he says it if it's never going to happen?
1 TriangleDimes 2019-04-14
As bad as Ant's cover is, at least its somewhat eye catching in its strangeness. Pat's books look so fucking dull.
1 NeverBeenOnMaury 2019-04-14
The Cumia boys aren't tops.
1 AlchemyWizard 2019-04-14
Pat: calls people ‘child’
Anthony: fucks children
1 juschippinyababe 2019-04-14
At least Ant follows through with conviction
1 bal0rd 2019-04-14
He buys the books and then returns them within 30 days.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-14
Wouldn't put it past him
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-14
Nana sells as many of his awful books to awful people as Patrick does in a month. Pathetic, child.
1 Alansmithee22 2019-04-14
My local library has Anthony’s book. I don’t think it’s ever been taken out. People won’t even read his crap FOR FREE.
1 thisisntwaterisit 2019-04-14
Put a dollar in it. If it is gone when you check back someone has read it.
1 Alansmithee22 2019-04-14
I’m not sure if my Panera Bread salary can provide me with such wealth.
1 realister 2019-04-14
putting up those numbas
1 ucfgavin 2019-04-14
1 day sales of 5? He must have bought some for some birthdays
1 ucfgavin 2019-04-14
For a fair comparison....what is that psycho's top book? Would it be gate crashers?
1 Lord_Kinbote_ 2019-04-14
Know what would be the greatest day this sub ever had (apart from finding out SpaceEdge had been tortured and killed by a drug cartel)?
If we somehow managed to deduce that there was a sci-fi author out there (call them X) whose prose, character development, etc. was just as mediocre if not worse than Fatrick S. Thomlinson, except X was either famous or semi-famous. At any rate, X'd be more famous than Fatrick.
BUT the kicker would be, if it were discovered that X was a minority or a female, and their fame only resulted from that status (i.e., the book publishers, media, etc. were "pushing" X's works onto the public solely due to their 'disadvantaged' status).
It would be the most beautiful touch of irony if Fatrick were to discover he was essentially being "held back" by a system that utilizes the very SJW policies he supports.
Sorry for the wall of text, but it would truly be a beautiful thing if Fatrick were to discover that his quasi-religious devotion to extreme liberalism was a part in his own failure as a writer.
He'd probably commit suicide. Ha!