Why does he take so much pride in jumping out of a plane? You didn't fight for your country, you peacetime spud peeler. Stop cosplaying as a war hero already. Dumb shithead.
He could have at least chosen a picture of someone who looked a bit like him. I know he likes to play dress up and pretend but this is actually dishonourable. Pretending to be The Edge in some dive bar for pocket money is one thing but this is stolen valor! Not ok!
He has managed his way into a comfortable life due to decades of leeching despite low intelligence and few marketable skills. That’s pretty noteworthy.
He also got in on a plea deal and was only there as a spud peeler and “tension reliever” for the men of the unit. I heard he was dishonorably discharged for theft, which fits his pattern and family history but I have not seen those receipts.
Are you saying that his "service" consisted entirely of wifely duties like cooking and giving blowjobs? Well I never. That would fit though with his female need for attention and womanly lack of shame.
He has managed his way into a comfortable life due to decades of leeching despite low intelligence and few marketable skills. That’s pretty noteworthy.
21 comments
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-04-14
Operation Dumbo Drop
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-14
It feels like all these years have culminated in this single post.
I think we're done here, guys.
I think we finally finished our mission.
1 CowEyedDolt 2019-04-14
Why does he take so much pride in jumping out of a plane? You didn't fight for your country, you peacetime spud peeler. Stop cosplaying as a war hero already. Dumb shithead.
1 McGowan9 2019-04-14
He could have at least chosen a picture of someone who looked a bit like him. I know he likes to play dress up and pretend but this is actually dishonourable. Pretending to be The Edge in some dive bar for pocket money is one thing but this is stolen valor! Not ok!
1 suirogerg 2019-04-14
Very disrespectful!
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-04-14
Nipples protruding
1 EastSideDan 2019-04-14
Wait....The guy in the middle is supposed to be him?!
1 McGowan9 2019-04-14
I believe so.
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-04-14
Yeah my brother went skydiving once, who fucking cares?
1 BeerCanThick 2019-04-14
Congratulations, Joe skydived in Georgia during peace time. Anybody with a few hundred bucks and a free Saturday can do it. Whoopity do.
1 McGowan9 2019-04-14
So so so so so you're saying there's nothing unique or even noteworthy about him?
1 GrandTefftAuto 2019-04-14
He has managed his way into a comfortable life due to decades of leeching despite low intelligence and few marketable skills. That’s pretty noteworthy.
1 NguyenLevin71 2019-04-14
It’s a bachelor party activity.
1 LevStrauss 2019-04-14
It’s easier to drop you off where the potatoes are then bringing the potatoes to you.
1 bonniesretardsister 2019-04-14
But that's a picture of a Caucasian.
1 McGowan9 2019-04-14
Indeed. The typically Caucasoid nasal bone and orbital sockets were the first clue that that isn't Joe "nigger nose" Cumia.
1 bonniesretardsister 2019-04-14
He may be on the right.
1 CarolMaxheinie 2019-04-14
He also got in on a plea deal and was only there as a spud peeler and “tension reliever” for the men of the unit. I heard he was dishonorably discharged for theft, which fits his pattern and family history but I have not seen those receipts.
1 McGowan9 2019-04-14
Are you saying that his "service" consisted entirely of wifely duties like cooking and giving blowjobs? Well I never. That would fit though with his female need for attention and womanly lack of shame.
1 yabbadabbadough 2019-04-14
Tossed out of an organization that literally accepts the scum of the earth off the streets .... That's Our Joe!
1 LetnigFeceOfBags 2019-04-14
Air African America(n)
1 McGowan9 2019-04-14
Indeed. The typically Caucasoid nasal bone and orbital sockets were the first clue that that isn't Joe "nigger nose" Cumia.
1 GrandTefftAuto 2019-04-14
He has managed his way into a comfortable life due to decades of leeching despite low intelligence and few marketable skills. That’s pretty noteworthy.