Comedy & Tragedy

84  2019-04-13 by OutlawMemer

25 comments

I’d rather fuck our chick. At the very least there are no rumors floating around that a dick that was in a toddler was also in her.

The perverted, unholy escapades of a pudgy child predator aren't Adrienne's fault. She was an innocent victim of circumstance, let's just thank the Almighty she got herself and her child and dogs out of danger and in the warm embrace of a real man.

Her furbabies are Starbuck and Casey, and I’m happy to report they are safe from their former owner, a fat barfly at Hooligan’s whose name escapes pretty much everyone.

He can’t manage a marriage or two pets but wants to sell you some quality UnitedHealthcare goods and services!

I really hope those fur babies now get unlimited boops to the snoot

Awww 🤗 #feels

All fucking snoot boopers must fucking hang

And also a dick the size of a toddler.

Size of a toddler*

Brave

fatties

nice obituary photo you four-eyed whore

It's two whores but what do I know

only one whore with an obituary style photo though

Who are.these bitches? The sub moves so fast now, somebody catch a nikka up.

The average broad on the left is Pat'z ex-wife. The brave lady on the right posted a pic here and she was bullied into obscurity for not meeting the subs high standards on the female aesthetic.

Looks like a fish in a librarian costume.

Which one?

Was it her first time here or something? What did she think was going to happen. Obviously she's a beautiful and intelligent woman but I would never say that to her face.

Haha! Thank you. I am all in with the Pat memery, but I have a bad feeling about It. He gives me Alefantis vibes: somebody who is connected, secretly a Rothschild, or one of their bastard kin. He's like Erol Childress from True detective, and I can't shake this feeling he's gonna be the one to get the sub shut down..

I want to get Patrick's ex wife pregnant so bad I want my cum drooling out of her pussy please it's too much

Like, I don't think I've ever said this before, but like, dude, you like need to jerk off, like right now like. This is unhealthy.

B'aaaaaaahhhhhh I'd recommend Backdoor Breeders 4, B-awwwwwwhhhh

I'd take both at the same time

You'd wanna fuck Mrs Tomlinson while you were eating out the other one, because no doubt Fatty's sloppy seconds has a stinky cooter with that gross taste that's left over after she gets wet then dries out again.

I taste that taste now

Her furbabies are Starbuck and Casey, and I’m happy to report they are safe from their former owner, a fat barfly at Hooligan’s whose name escapes pretty much everyone.

He can’t manage a marriage or two pets but wants to sell you some quality UnitedHealthcare goods and services!

Awww 🤗 #feels

All fucking snoot boopers must fucking hang